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by Postmaster
18 Aug 2019 02:31
Forum: General Board
Topic: Arm Wrestling
Replies: 0
Views: 449

Arm Wrestling

Originally posted by Zillian Take a little walk to the edge of town and go along the dock... Where the sailing ships loom like ol birds of doom as they creak and rock... Where hatreds hide far from battles' fires and the funeral pyres... Don't you know you're always coming back... Past the Priest, p...
by Postmaster
07 Aug 2019 16:53
Forum: General Board
Topic: Re: Meat
Replies: 0
Views: 656

Re: Meat

Originally posted by Skythus

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I believe it was our salivation from stamina exhaustion, the Meat Fairy. aka
Zug
S.
by Postmaster
06 Aug 2019 05:09
Forum: General Board
Topic: Retirement
Replies: 0
Views: 751

Retirement

Originally posted by Coark Greetings to my few friends, many enemies, and great many admirers: Today marks the end of an era. I have been summoned. But before we get to that, a few noteworthy items: The Shadow Union - you made unreasonable demands and met with my axe. I made your Voice crack and run...
by Postmaster
18 Jul 2019 13:11
Forum: General Board
Topic: Supermythic Assholes
Replies: 0
Views: 1173

Supermythic Assholes

Originally posted by Zillian ====================== SUPER-MYTHIC ASS-HOLES ====================== Oh newbies, don't you know we suffer? Oh newbies, can't you hear us moan? You mail us under false pretenses How long before you'll f##kin' go? Boooo! You set our Mail alight You set our Mail alight We'l...
by Postmaster
15 Jul 2019 18:36
Forum: General Board
Topic: Important notice.
Replies: 0
Views: 980

Important notice.

Originally posted by Sannori ________________________________________________________________ /\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | | | _\_| |_ O___| |_O | o o | | | | ___ | | $ |___| $ | | $ $ | | $ $ | | __ | | __ | | $ | |___|_|___| | | | $ $ |_______________| $ | |...
by Postmaster
13 Jul 2019 13:21
Forum: General Board
Topic: Rude Newbies!
Replies: 0
Views: 858

Rude Newbies!

Originally posted by Zillian

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There once was a Myth, who rode up with a whoosh...
Introduced himself: ass bared for all to smooch...
Newbies felt no thrill,
Gave respect-level Nil,
and Sparkle Church-folk, sadly heard the word 'douche'

(gasp! it wasn't like this in my day -- Z :)
by Postmaster
13 Jul 2019 05:59
Forum: General Board
Topic: Assassination
Replies: 0
Views: 868

Assassination

Originally posted by Catte Anyone with information regarding my somewhat-recent assassination or its origins: I would personally appreciate any information you can give. Unfortunately, my assumption that the one hiring Sannori was Tink has proven to be incorrect. Anyone who has banded with me in the...
by Postmaster
09 Jul 2019 22:35
Forum: General Board
Topic: Re: Rye the Thief
Replies: 0
Views: 1168

Re: Rye the Thief

Originally posted by Rye

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I highly doubt that such an item could possibly inflict terror equivalent to
that one's grammar, but her fears are her own.

-Rye, Commoner of House Eveningsky
by Postmaster
08 Jul 2019 23:24
Forum: General Board
Topic: Lithe Dusky Male Drow - Rye the Thief
Replies: 0
Views: 1120

Lithe Dusky Male Drow - Rye the Thief

Originally posted by Celes

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Rye, the lithe dusky male drow, carries the key ring of the dreaded Cabal of
Hiddukkel.

Avoid if you value your possessions.
by Postmaster
08 Jul 2019 06:45
Forum: General Board
Topic: Celes
Replies: 0
Views: 1094

Celes

Originally posted by Rye The auburn-haired dimpled female human shouts: THIEF The auburn-haired dimpled female human shouts: THIEF <Newbie> Sophialil: Could someone mail me the forums site? The auburn-haired dimpled female human shouts: THIEF The auburn-haired dimpled female human yells to you: Lith...