Xyzzy

[Alorrana]

well a sad night for the Nline.. i decided i had enough of hes whines and killed him..

here is how it went down.



Xyzzy the Untalented Rookie and Free Agent of the Mercenary Guild, novice, male
gnome.
kill gnome
kill gnome
Attack Xyzzy?!? Please confirm by trying again.
> You attack Xyzzy.
smash
gore
> Too late you realized that you have no club to smash your enemy with.
smack
> You prepare to gore Xyzzy with your horns.
> You prepare to smack Xyzzy.
> Kikki howls: Oh.
You cover Xyzzy's left fist with your heavy steel shield.
You hammer Xyzzy's legs with your right knee.
You are now hunting Xyzzy.
Xyzzy panics and flees north.
Earth kneels down and begins a prayer.
Your target has escaped.
You feel relaxed again.
smash
in
Earth rides his vicious midnight-black warhorse north.
Whom do you wish to smash?
> What?
> north
The office of the treasurer of Genesis.
There is one obvious exit: south.
Many oyster shells, a small shooting star, three long pink columbines, four
fragrant pink freesias, five pale purple coneflowers, two fragrant yellow
freesias, three bright yellow coreopsises, two bunches of white heather, two
fragrant white freesias, a fragrant common milkweed, a fragrant lavender
freesia, two ancient steel helmets, a scratched steel helm, four white-
feathered arrows, a broken short bronze-tipped arrow, an empty vial, a circlet
of white asters, an oily drooping leaf, a broken polished gleaming longsword,
two small grey rocks, three small gray rocks, two messy shredded remainses and
a bulletin board for discussing donation affairs.
A vicious midnight-black warhorse with Earth riding on him, Xyzzy and a
determined inquisitive male gnome.
You are fighting Xyzzy.
You attack Xyzzy.
smash
gore
> Too late you realized that you have no club to smash your enemy with.
smack
> You are already preparing to gore.
> You brutally pummel Xyzzy's right arm with your right foot.
Xyzzy died.
You killed Xyzzy.



Sorry, im usually not a newbie killer, but this fart face had it comming.

[Booger]

Sorry, im usually not a newbie killer, but this fart face had it comming.

Definitely!

[Kitriana]

Eh... did I miss something?

[gorboth]

Newbie killing is not permitted unless the newbie is a griefer. This guy was griefing something fierce on the ntell line, etc. After reading the scrollback I was ready to use his entrails as tinsel on my christmas tree. Good work, Alorrana.

G.

[Laurel]

and you all missed his mails I guess ... that he spammed me with

[Tarax the Terrible]

Some funny things here.

You could have just scared him to death.
Also Earth tried to save him...

Finally I am sure this was exactly the reaction he wanted.
We needed an Noob comic style admin there to really show him whats what.

[Kitriana]

Can someone fill me in on all the Juicy details????

[Alorrana]

sure, this dude logges in and begins to whine and grief and flame on the nline. and it was so much better in the past and bla bla..
People even tried to speak to him calmly, but it still had no effect what so ever, he missed player interactions, and people, and friends, and fuck the game, and poo and what not..
So i decided to murder him, and told him on the Nline that I would be willing to team and befriend him, no worries, and went to sparkle and waited for him... Lots of players was there, and when he introed, and i was sure it was him, i killed him... I know it was a bad thing to do.. shame on me.. but it helped and the nline was silenced from whines and people could use as it was intended.

But also, he got what he wanted, people in sparkle, an enemy, some friends, and player interaction

Also thanks to bromen who went and tried to talk some sense in to him, and Earth and a few others. otherwhise he would proberly still be griefing.

cheers

[Makfly]

Judging from that Sparkle board note, I presume he must've been drunk or something?

[Laurel]

not really ... he didn't want to give me his previous char's name (he's polish - I'm sorry), but I have a quite accurate tip who that might be ... and he's always been like this