Why newbies have it hard in Gen
Posted: 03 Mar 2014 18:37
I was testing some stuff for the newbie guide and accidentally became witness to why newbies might not have it so good around here...
I wonder... If ogres would need not just quantity, but also quality on the heads they collect, would they stop raiding newbie grounds? Were I a real newbie I'd probably find such stuff not just weird but also disheartening.A strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre stomps in.
You glide your long-hafted oak broad-bladed steel axe across the watching small
male orc and rip his body forcefully.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre attacks the watching small male orc.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre attacks the watching small male orc.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre attacks the watching small male orc.
You seriously cut the watching small male orc's legs with your long-hafted oak
broad-bladed steel axe.
The watching small male orc died.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre killed him.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre attacks the watching small male orc.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre leans down over the corpse of a
watching small male orc and rips its head off with his bare hands!
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre tosses the head of a watching small
male orc into his blood-soaked sack.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre gets two gold coins and 15 silver
coins from the headless corpse of a watching small male orc.
The watching small male orc shouts: Help! Intruders!
You greet the strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre. How friendly!
The watching small male orc shouts: Help! Intruders!
You say: Hello there.
The watching small male orc died.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre killed him.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre leans down over the corpse of a
watching small male orc and rips its head off with his bare hands!
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre tosses the head of a watching small
male orc into his blood-soaked sack.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre gets two gold coins and 15 silver
coins from the headless corpse of a watching small male orc.
You are ready to donk again!
You are not fighting anyone!
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre pauses a moment and then burps
deafeningly, rattling everything in the area.
You say: Hey...
The watching small male orc died.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre killed him.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre leans down over the corpse of a
watching small male orc and rips its head off with his bare hands!
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre tosses the head of a watching small
male orc into his blood-soaked sack.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre gets two gold coins and 15 silver
coins from the headless corpse of a watching small male orc.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre drinks some of the strong rum from the
big bottle.
The strong-armed foul-smelling male ogre stomps off, leaving out.
You say: I was here first...