Champion Monk/EW vs. Legend Ogre/zerker

[qwertheangmarim]

You attack Buddah.
!crush
!ber
!charge
> kill buddah!
Your ogre mind starts trying to recall how to manage a crushing blow.
>
You are foaming at the mouth as it is.
>
You prepare to charge Buddah.
>
Yes, yes.
>
Buddah's face looks serenely determined as he focuses his eyes upon you and slips fluidly into a distinctly martial stance.
You begin to calm down and return to a normal frame of mind.
Buddah strikes your solar plexus with his open hand. You feel numb.
ha
You attempt to attack Buddah, but your limbs refuse to follow your orders.
You are too stunned to charge!
You feel ready to charge once more!
!charge
You are physically feeling very well and mentally in full vigour.
Buddah is feeling very well.
The diabolic broad-shouldered male guard is feeling very well.
>
You attempt to attack Buddah, but the blow to your abdomen rendered you unable to do that.
You are too stunned to charge!
>
Executing a deft spin on the balls of his feet, Buddah bruises your right shoulder with his right fist.
Buddah bumps your chest with his pair of night-black boots.
Buddah drives his open hand into your solar plexus, but the blow seems to have no effect.
You attempt to attack Buddah, but the blow to your abdomen rendered you unable to do that.
charge
Buddah takes a quick hop with his bronze-headed kesoit crozier and kicks out at you.
Buddah strikes at your head with his left foot, but you parry his attack.
Buddah hits your chest with his pair of night-black boots.
You attempt to attack Buddah, but the blow to your abdomen rendered you unable to do that.
You are too stunned to charge!
>
You feel your breath returning, although you are still a bit windy.
charge
You prepare to charge Buddah.
>
Buddah bruises your head with his left foot.
Buddah bumps your body with his pair of night-black boots.
Buddah bumps your chest with his pair of night-black boots.
You can now enter a berserked state again.
!ber
Your breathing becomes heavier.
>
You swing at Buddah's right arm with your warped rust-red spiked mace, but he easily dodges your attack.
You pound Buddah's legs with your unusual sledgehammer of the colossus.
WHUMP!! WHUMP!! Your warped rust-red spiked mace and unusual sledgehammer of the colossus plow into the ground on either side of Buddah, missing him completely.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm ...It dawns on your tiny brain that you could probably try for another crushing blow, if you haven't already.
!crush
Your ogre mind starts trying to recall how to manage a crushing blow.
>
Buddah bumps your face with his pair of night-black boots.
You bump your shoulder into Buddah's body.
Buddah drives his open hand into your solar plexus, but the blow seems to have no effect.
You start slavering at the mouth.
Spinning around, Buddah punches your right shoulder with his left fist.
You swing at Buddah's left arm with your warped rust-red spiked mace, but he dodges your attack.
You feel a minor shift in the market.
Buddah bumps your chest with his pair of night-black boots.
> ha
You are physically hurt and mentally in full vigour.
Buddah is feeling very well.
The diabolic broad-shouldered male guard is feeling very well.
>
Buddah strikes at your body with his right knee, but you dodge his attack.
You swing at Buddah's legs with your warped rust-red spiked mace, but he deftly twists away from your attack.
options wimpy brae
No such health descriptions (brae) Available:
at death's door, barely alive, terribly hurt, in a very bad shape,
in agony, in a bad shape, very hurt, suffering, hurt, aching,
somewhat hurt, slightly hurt, sore, feeling well and feeling very
well.
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Buddah drives his open hand into your solar plexus, but the blow seems to have no effect.
You feel ready to charge once more!
!charge
You prepare to charge Buddah.
>
Spinning around, Buddah brushes your left arm with his left fist.
Buddah hits your lower left leg with his pair of night-black boots.
Your legs feel sore after that hit.
What?
You are now hunted by Buddah.
An enormous holding area.
There are two obvious exits: east and south.
Your legs run away with you!
options wimpy brave
Wimp from combat at <wimpy>: Brave (do not wimp)
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Your black wooden paddle hums for a moment as a long leaf-shaped dagger goes on sale.
s
A well-built oval arena.
There are three obvious exits: north, south and healer.
A large scoreboard.
Buddah and a diabolic broad-shouldered male guard.
Buddah is fighting you.
!assist!
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Assist whom? You are not in a team.
>
You have lost concentration while moving!
!ha
!open pack
!put eggs in pack
!get egg from pack
!cast strength
!close pack
You feel ready to charge once more!
!charge
You are physically suffering and mentally in full vigour.
Buddah is feeling very well.
The diabolic broad-shouldered male guard is feeling very well.
>
You open the enormous horse-hide pack.
>
You put a hard-boiled quail egg into your enormous horse-hide pack (open).
>
You get a hard-boiled quail egg from your enormous horse-hide pack (open).
>
You draw all possible power from around you, still feeling the twinges from trying to preserve it all before.
Your strength is already boosted by the egg!
>
You close the enormous horse-hide pack.
>
You aren't fighting anyone!
>
Buddah hits your stomach with his pair of night-black boots.
Buddah hits your face with his pair of night-black boots.
You have lost concentration while moving!
!ha
!open pack
!put eggs in pack
!get egg from pack
!cast strength
!close pack
You are physically in a bad shape and mentally in full vigour.
Buddah is feeling very well.
The diabolic broad-shouldered male guard is feeling very well.
>
You open the enormous horse-hide pack.
>
You put a hard-boiled quail egg into your enormous horse-hide pack (open).
>
You get a hard-boiled quail egg from your enormous horse-hide pack (open).
>
Your strength is already boosted by the egg!
>
You close the enormous horse-hide pack.
>
Hmmmmmmmmmmm ...It dawns on your tiny brain that you could probably try for another crushing blow, if you haven't already.
!crush
Your ogre mind starts trying to recall how to manage a crushing blow.
> ha
You are physically in a bad shape and mentally in full vigour.
Buddah is feeling very well.
The diabolic broad-shouldered male guard is feeling very well.
>
Buddah offers to cease the hostilities with you, giving you the chance to stop fighting with him if you so choose. To accept this offer, you must indicate that you also wish to stop fighting within a short period of time.
Spinning around, Buddah brushes your left arm with his left fist.
Buddah strikes at your body with his left foot, but you easily dodge his attack.
Buddah strikes at your body with his right foot, but you dodge his attack.
You swing at Buddah's right arm with your warped rust-red spiked mace, but his pair of golden gauntlets protects him.
You swing at Buddah's left arm with your unusual sledgehammer of the colossus, but he easily dodges your attack.
Buddah strikes your solar plexus with his open hand. You feel numb.
ha
You are physically in a bad shape and mentally in full vigour.
Buddah is feeling very well.
The diabolic broad-shouldered male guard is feeling very well.
>
Buddah hits your lower right arm with his pair of night-black boots.
Your arm feels sore after that hit.
Buddah hits your left arm with his pair of night-black boots.
Your arm feels more sore after that hit.
You feel a minor shift in the market.
You attempt to attack Buddah, but the blow to your abdomen rendered you unable to do that.
Buddah swings at your throat with his pair of night-black boots, but misses.
>
Spinning around, Buddah strikes your stomach with his right fist.
Buddah drives his open hand into your solar plexus, but the blow seems to have no effect.
Buddah strikes at your body with his right foot, but you dodge his attack.
>
You attempt to attack Buddah, but your limbs refuse to follow your orders.
ha
You are physically in a very bad shape and mentally in full vigour.
Buddah is feeling very well.
The diabolic broad-shouldered male guard is feeling very well.
>
You feel your breath returning, although you are still a bit windy.
WHUMP!! WHUMP!! Your warped rust-red spiked mace and unusual sledgehammer of the colossus plow into the ground on either side of Buddah, missing him completely.
Buddah pounds his pair of night-black boots against your left thigh.
Your legs feel more sore after that hit.
Buddah slams his pair of night-black boots against your throat.
Buddah slams your lower left arm with his right foot.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm ...It dawns on your tiny brain that you could probably try for another crushing blow, if you haven't already.
!crush
Your ogre mind starts trying to recall how to manage a crushing blow.
>
You miss Buddah with your attack as a sudden burst from the chaotic shifting wind surrounding him forces your blow aside.
You swing at Buddah's body with your warped rust-red spiked mace, but he easily dodges your attack.
Buddah drives his open hand into your solar plexus, but the blow seems to have no effect.
Buddah smashes his pair of night-black boots into your stomach.
ha
You are physically at death's door and mentally in full vigour.
Buddah is feeling very well.
The diabolic broad-shouldered male guard is feeling very well.
>
You begin to calm down and return to a normal frame of mind and realize that your wounds have brought you close to death.
You swing at Buddah's body with your unusual sledgehammer of the colossus, but he deftly groundrolls away from your attack.
You swing at Buddah's body with your warped rust-red spiked mace, but he easily dodges your attack.
Buddah crushes your head with his pair of night-black boots.
You lost the fight and Buddah won victoriously.
started
moving
You leave the arena.
The healers' area.
There are two obvious exits: northeast and southeast.
An adventurous heavy male guard.
done

[TaranGoatWalker]

Real shocker, considering that Champ is a maxed qexp violent one...
And a monk

[Thalric]

I don't think the amount of qxp has any effect on the combat.
Besides, isn't that too much information to give out like that?

[qwertheangmarim]

Real shocker, considering that Champ is a maxed qexp violent one...
And a monk

1. You have no room to talk abt qexp
2. He's not violent

[qwertheangmarim]

Too make it more dramatic, I can beat myths (in weaker occs) in duels, but not monks, even if said myths heal during combat an' such

[Quantum]

It's a good thing monks aren't running around in packs killing people then

[qwertheangmarim]

It's a good thing monks aren't running around in packs killing people then

Very good xD
A dragon kindness and loyalty to their allies is only surpassed by one thing: their wrath to their enemies