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Draugor wrote:"The cleanly blond-haired male guard theoretically yells: Hey, know what Smelkor smells like? Or whatever his name is? Poop. Yeah, poop. A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"The cleanly black-haired male guard jeeringly yells: So this hangmar soldier or whatever comes in and is like Join us and we'll shield you with our covers or something, and I'm like, Uh no, I already have a man, and I'm not getting under the covers with a skank like you, SNAAAAAAP!"

"The watchful-eyed moustachioed male guard in explanation yells: So this merc from Sparkle comes in and is all going on about how Limitless he is and all and tells me how he had superior guru in Location Sense. Well, he couldn't find his t-hole again after I mangled him!"

Really? -.- Who made the conversations for these NPCs? 5 mins in here and... just...