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Old goblin in town

Posted: 08 Jun 2017 20:28
by mallor
Rumours have it an old grumpy goblin has been spotted around Sparkle town lately.
He's walking around grinning treacherously and gloating about his endless victories many many years ago, mostly to newbies.
Back when he was young and powerful Captain of Great Army of Angmar.

Be warned...

If you don't listen to his bragging, he will kill you!
If you fail to show proper respect, he will kill you!
If you won't believe he single handedly killed Kithkakan, and caused biggest war in history of Genesis, he will kill you!

However, if you manage to comply, you might get a few platinum coins and good entertainment for your hassle.

Re: Old goblin in town

Posted: 08 Jun 2017 20:58
by gorboth
If you steal his dentures while he is napping and color them pink, he will *kill you!

* - yell at you in a hoarse voice

Re: Old goblin in town

Posted: 08 Jun 2017 21:07
by mallor
gorboth wrote:If you steal his dentures while he is napping and color them pink, he will *kill you!

* - yell at you in a hoarse voice
I'm about to cry on your shoulder! :D

Re: Old goblin in town

Posted: 08 Jun 2017 22:07
by Zugzug
I think if you didn't log in for 5+ years, you should come back and be a [male/female zombie goblin/human/etc] for a week or so :D

Now we should work on reviving Vlady, that will cause some people to cry :)

Re: Old goblin in town

Posted: 08 Jun 2017 22:13
by mallor
Zugzug wrote:I think if you didn't log in for 5+ years, you should come back and be a [male/female zombie goblin/human/etc] for a week or so :D

Now we should work on reviving Vlady, that will cause some people to cry :)
My vote goes for Monika :)

Re: Old goblin in town

Posted: 08 Jun 2017 22:15
by Zugzug
mallor wrote:
Zugzug wrote:I think if you didn't log in for 5+ years, you should come back and be a [male/female zombie goblin/human/etc] for a week or so :D

Now we should work on reviving Vlady, that will cause some people to cry :)
My vote goes for Monika :)
Well, I have no way of getting in touch with Monika, but you and Vlady on the other hand... ;) get on it!

Re: Old goblin in town

Posted: 08 Jun 2017 23:07
by mallor
Zugzug wrote:
mallor wrote:
Zugzug wrote:I think if you didn't log in for 5+ years, you should come back and be a [male/female zombie goblin/human/etc] for a week or so :D

Now we should work on reviving Vlady, that will cause some people to cry :)
My vote goes for Monika :)
Well, I have no way of getting in touch with Monika, but you and Vlady on the other hand... ;) get on it!
Well if Gorboth restores him... wink wink.

Re: Old goblin in town

Posted: 09 Jun 2017 03:50
by Amberlee
Welcome back :D

Re: Old goblin in town

Posted: 09 Jun 2017 07:40
by Rincon
If you steal his dentures while he is napping and color them pink, he will *kill you!

* - yell at you in a hoarse voice
LOL

Re: Old goblin in town

Posted: 09 Jun 2017 08:22
by mallor
Amberlee wrote:Welcome back :D
Thanks, this anomaly is localized to Sparkle area though :) Mostly around church and mostly using two emotes "say" and "fgrin" :)