In game humor

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Alisa
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Re: In game humor

Post by Alisa » 11 Mar 2019 20:50

Cherek wrote:

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73826 *unusual filthy     -            -           60p      2 days 23 hours 56
      pair of gobbo                                (350p)   minutes 54 seconds
      boxer shorts
A faint smell of lavender emanates from its surface.
Guess you need to choose. Looks or intelligence?:)
So dirty, yet only a faint smell?

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Cherek
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Re: In game humor

Post by Cherek » 12 Mar 2019 00:25

A faint smell of _lavender_, I am sure it's a very strong smell of... something else.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Rincon » 19 Jun 2019 07:49

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The snarling large troll says: I will kill you!
Wouldn't it be fun to mute the 'will'? ;-)

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The snarling large troll terrorist squeaks: I kill you!

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Re: In game humor

Post by Rincon » 08 Nov 2019 09:01

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compare stats with it
You can only compare your stats to those of another living.
compare stats with undead
You are stronger than the nightmarish gaunt apparition.
You are a bit better coordinated than the nightmarish gaunt apparition.
You are a bit healthier than the nightmarish gaunt apparition.
You are a bit smarter than the nightmarish gaunt apparition.
You are about as wise as the nightmarish gaunt apparition.
You are a bit braver than the nightmarish gaunt apparition.
So, undead are living beings! Fascinating ;)

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Morglum
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Re: In game humor

Post by Morglum » 09 Nov 2019 05:19

Watch out for this dude. Hard to get rid of politely:

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Spundungus yells: i want to be with you
Spundungus kneels respectfully.
Spundungus yells: you are op i want to be here with you
You say: You'll just die where I'm going.
Spundungus yells: i want to get xp from you
Spundungus yells: plz
Spundungus yells: plz
Spundungus pouts petulantly.

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Okotok
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Re: In game humor

Post by Okotok » 09 Nov 2019 06:00

>excuse :D

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Re: In game humor

Post by Kvator » 13 Nov 2019 14:08

4 hit combo:

The iridescent velvet-robed female human bellows to you: Let us see.... So
far you have managed to try to steal from me, in effect called me a liar,
offend me by claiming that my robe is pink, and begin to insult me by trying to
say I need some kind of psychological help.

xD

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