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A true story!

Posted: 25 Nov 2011 16:35
by Amberlee
How to get to Heaven from Ireland :



A true story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher..



I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven? '



' NO! ' the children answered.



If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'



Again, the answer was ' NO! '



If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved
my husband, would that get me into heaven?



Again, they all answered ' NO!



'I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued,

' Then how can I get into heaven?



'A six year-old boy shouted out:



"YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN ' DEAD...."


It's a curious race, the Irish.


:lol:

Re: A true story!

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 20:34
by Johnny
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA