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Bad Jokes 
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Wizard
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There is always time for a bad joke, no?


04 Mar 2010 17:09
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Wizard
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Why couldn't the pirate lass get any hot dates?




Because she had a sunken chest and no booty.



Boooo bad joke.


04 Mar 2010 17:09
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Guy walks into a bar and says.... "Ouch"


06 Mar 2010 00:12
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Here's a great pick up line for both gents and ladies.

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

"...Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Gub!"


06 Mar 2010 04:16
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Wizard
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A neutron walks into a bar. It orders a drink and chats with the bartender.
It finishes it's drink and says, "What do I owe you?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."


06 Mar 2010 04:19
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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together... :)

It seriously works on Swedish women.

B.


07 Mar 2010 15:52
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bromen wrote:
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together... :)

It seriously works on Swedish women.

B.



Oh my, you really have vivid dreams, don't ya!!

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08 Mar 2010 13:32
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When Swedish women are involved, you bet.

;)


08 Mar 2010 14:29
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey! We don't serve food here."


09 Mar 2010 02:42
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If we were a fraction, you could be my numerator...

Works on math majors.

B


09 Mar 2010 06:41
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