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There is always time for a bad joke, no?

Why couldn't the pirate lass get any hot dates?




Because she had a sunken chest and no booty.



Boooo bad joke.

Guy walks into a bar and says.... "Ouch"

Here's a great pick up line for both gents and ladies.

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

"...Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Gub!"

A neutron walks into a bar. It orders a drink and chats with the bartender.
It finishes it's drink and says, "What do I owe you?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together...

It seriously works on Swedish women.

B.

bromen wrote:If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together...

It seriously works on Swedish women.

B.

Oh my, you really have vivid dreams, don't ya!!

When Swedish women are involved, you bet.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey! We don't serve food here."

If we were a fraction, you could be my numerator...

Works on math majors.

B