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Myth
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Joined: 09 Mar 2010 20:33
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Explain when I ask you a question you answer me with: "Pea Green Soup."

Then ask..
What did you eat for Breakfast?
What did you eat for Lunch?
What did you eat for a Snack?
What did you eat for Dinner?
What did you eat for Supper?
What did you do all night???

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10 Mar 2010 13:25
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Gizmo Watcher
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Location: Leningrad -> Tel Aviv -> San Jose
Label on ostrichs' cage in zoo:

"Cement floor! Do no scare the ostriches!"

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10 Mar 2010 21:08
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Myth
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tapakah wrote:
Label on ostrichs' cage in zoo:

"Cement floor! Do no scare the ostriches!"


Read it twice before I got it... :lol:

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10 Mar 2010 21:11
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Wanderer

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Tarax the Terrible wrote:
tapakah wrote:
Label on ostrichs' cage in zoo:

"Cement floor! Do no scare the ostriches!"


Read it twice before I got it... :lol:


Aye, but a great one altogether.


14 Mar 2010 20:09
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Great Adventurer

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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15 Mar 2010 13:10
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Wizard
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What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

"Dam!"


31 Mar 2010 15:04
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Legend
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Joined: 13 May 2010 06:22
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WARNING: really bad jokes follow this line

How to have sex with a very fat woman?
Slap on the ass and enter before the third wave.

Why do men don't have cellulite?
Because it looks ugly.

What's the most important thing in sex from behind?
To be behind.

I know they're all sexist/schauvinistic/whatever, but they're bad enough, aren't they?

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22 May 2010 00:04
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Myth

Joined: 08 Mar 2010 19:50
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Location: Kristiansund, Norway
Kinda funny too :D

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22 May 2010 00:29
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bromen wrote:
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together... :)

It seriously works on Swedish women.

B.


squeezing I into U? quite pervert jokes 8-)


26 May 2010 10:10
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