The Size Discussion - An NPC's Life

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Melarec
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The Size Discussion - An NPC's Life

Post by Melarec » 03 Aug 2016 01:15

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"Well, Jerry, just another day of wandering around, being an evil orc."
Jerry - "You betcha, Frank!"
Frank - "Yep. Life is great."
*aimless wandering*
Frank - "Oh look what we have here! A level 1 adventurer strayed a little too far from home.."
Jerry - "I love fresh meat! Can I have the first hit?"
Frank - "Lets both attack at the same time! He won't stand a chance!"
Jerry - "Good idea!"
Frank & Jerry - "Raaaaaawww!"
Adventurer - "Stand back! For I am Ser Bob and I.." Glurk. Hrnng! Sputter..
~Ser Bob was slain by an Orc~
Jerry - "Well, Frank, just another day of wandering around, being an evil orc."
Frank - "You betcha, Jerry!"

Several Days Later

Frank - "Well, Jerry.."
Jerry - "Frank look! That adventurer is back!"
Frank - "He sure is! Hey. Wait. He's level 10 now.."
Jerry - "Yeah? So are we and there's two of us. Lets get 'im!"
Frank - "If you say so.."
Frank & Jerry - "Raaaaaawww!"
Ser Bob - "Oh, not this time! I leveled up just for this!"
*sword-fighting ensues*
*health potion is quaffed*
*more fighting*
~Ser Bob was slain by an Orc~
Jerry - "He was kind of hard that time.."
Frank - "Yeah, but you were right; we got him."


Many Days Later

Jerry - "Oh God. Frank, Ser Bob is back. He's level 100 now."
Frank - "Oh, we're toast."
Jerry - "I don't wanna fight this time.."
Frank - "I've never even had toast and now I gonna be it."
Jerry - "What do we dooo?"
Frank - "We fight to our deaths."
Jerry - "But.."
Frank - "No! It is what we must do! It's our destiny, Jerry. It always has been."
Jerry - "You're right Frank. Let's end this together!"
Frank & Jerry - "Raaaa.."
*slice*
*dice*
Ser Bob - "Hur hur.. Those scrubs are so easy now.."




(Rinse and Repeat)

Samuel
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Re: The Size Discussion - An NPC's Life

Post by Samuel » 05 Aug 2016 22:27

There's never a "like" button when I need one...

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Re: The Size Discussion - An NPC's Life

Post by Zhar » 01 Nov 2016 17:44

I don't know why but this reminded me of the Goblins webcomic:

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http://www.goblinscomic.org/
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