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The Size Discussion - An NPC's Life
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Melarec
Rising Hero
Joined: 29 Feb 2016 19:51 Posts: 318 Location: Everywhere
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. "Well, Jerry, just another day of wandering around, being an evil orc." Jerry - "You betcha, Frank!" Frank - "Yep. Life is great." *aimless wandering* Frank - "Oh look what we have here! A level 1 adventurer strayed a little too far from home.." Jerry - "I love fresh meat! Can I have the first hit?" Frank - "Lets both attack at the same time! He won't stand a chance!" Jerry - "Good idea!" Frank & Jerry - "Raaaaaawww!" Adventurer - "Stand back! For I am Ser Bob and I.." Glurk. Hrnng! Sputter.. ~Ser Bob was slain by an Orc~ Jerry - "Well, Frank, just another day of wandering around, being an evil orc." Frank - "You betcha, Jerry!"
Several Days Later
Frank - "Well, Jerry.." Jerry - "Frank look! That adventurer is back!" Frank - "He sure is! Hey. Wait. He's level 10 now.." Jerry - "Yeah? So are we and there's two of us. Lets get 'im!" Frank - "If you say so.." Frank & Jerry - "Raaaaaawww!" Ser Bob - "Oh, not this time! I leveled up just for this!" *sword-fighting ensues* *health potion is quaffed* *more fighting* ~Ser Bob was slain by an Orc~ Jerry - "He was kind of hard that time.." Frank - "Yeah, but you were right; we got him."
Many Days Later
Jerry - "Oh God. Frank, Ser Bob is back. He's level 100 now." Frank - "Oh, we're toast." Jerry - "I don't wanna fight this time.." Frank - "I've never even had toast and now I gonna be it." Jerry - "What do we dooo?" Frank - "We fight to our deaths." Jerry - "But.." Frank - "No! It is what we must do! It's our destiny, Jerry. It always has been." Jerry - "You're right Frank. Let's end this together!" Frank & Jerry - "Raaaa.." *slice* *dice* Ser Bob - "Hur hur.. Those scrubs are so easy now.."
(Rinse and Repeat)
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03 Aug 2016 01:15 |
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Samuel
Apprentice
Joined: 22 Mar 2015 01:22 Posts: 33
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There's never a "like" button when I need one...
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Zhar
Wizard
Joined: 17 Apr 2012 12:09 Posts: 753
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I don't know why but this reminded me of the Goblins webcomic: http://www.goblinscomic.org/
_________________ Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
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