In game humor

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Laurel

Re: In game humor

Post by Laurel » 27 Apr 2011 12:09

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The tiny curious male kender throws his hoopak harmlessly over your head.
Wondering what on Krynn he was doing, you are startled to see him scramble
between your legs, only to retrieve it and continue fighting as if nothing
happened.
disturbing ... a kender between my legs ...

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Re: In game humor

Post by Chanele » 27 Apr 2011 14:56

With a powerful beat of its wings, an adult blue dragon lands here.

Out on a peninsula.
The view is very good from here and the fresh sea wind is quite
enjoyable. The peninsula extends a little further east out towards
the sea but the hillside is too steep to descend safely.
There is one obvious exit: west.
A huge winged beast.
Suddenly the huge winged beast stiffens. Its face turns pale and its eyes
widen.
The huge winged beast is paralyzed to the spot by dragon fear.

Owned!

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Re: In game humor

Post by Alexi » 27 Apr 2011 16:04

Chanele wrote:With a powerful beat of its wings, an adult blue dragon lands here.

Out on a peninsula.
The view is very good from here and the fresh sea wind is quite
enjoyable. The peninsula extends a little further east out towards
the sea but the hillside is too steep to descend safely.
There is one obvious exit: west.
A huge winged beast.
Suddenly the huge winged beast stiffens. Its face turns pale and its eyes
widen.
The huge winged beast is paralyzed to the spot by dragon fear.

Owned!

Should of attacked!

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Re: In game humor

Post by Chanele » 27 Apr 2011 16:42

Hehe

I should praise the wizards for acknowledge the imbalance with knights block and gaved us paralyze back;)
Heads will roll!

Laurel

Re: In game humor

Post by Laurel » 27 Apr 2011 19:21

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The black-robed hooded male human beckons to you, rasping: Come back... come
back... to Mordor we will take you!
The black-robed hooded male human wields his heavy steel mattock.
The black-robed hooded male human manages to wield his weapon again!
The *weapon* grows more and more difficult to hold!
The *weapon* slashes violently through open air.
You feel like you could slam someone again!
You prepare to slam the black-robed hooded male human.
The *weapon* slashes violently through open air.
Your *weapon* slashes violently into the undead flesh of
the black-robed hooded male human!

You once again feel ready to try a brawl.

With a roar, you charge past the black-robed hooded male human, missing him
with your dragon turtle shell.
You prepare to brawl the black-robed hooded male human.
You are physically feeling very well and mentally in full vigour.
The massive black horse is feeling very well.
The black-robed hooded male human is hurt.
The *weapon* vibrates violently in your hand!
The black-robed hooded male human hisses: Sorry, I don't give out quest info :)
err ... :?

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Re: In game humor

Post by Uther » 28 Apr 2011 00:51

Laurel wrote:

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The black-robed hooded male human beckons to you, rasping: Come back... come
back... to Mordor we will take you!
The black-robed hooded male human wields his heavy steel mattock.
The black-robed hooded male human manages to wield his weapon again!
The *weapon* grows more and more difficult to hold!
The *weapon* slashes violently through open air.
You feel like you could slam someone again!
You prepare to slam the black-robed hooded male human.
The *weapon* slashes violently through open air.
Your *weapon* slashes violently into the undead flesh of
the black-robed hooded male human!

You once again feel ready to try a brawl.

With a roar, you charge past the black-robed hooded male human, missing him
with your dragon turtle shell.
You prepare to brawl the black-robed hooded male human.
You are physically feeling very well and mentally in full vigour.
The massive black horse is feeling very well.
The black-robed hooded male human is hurt.
The *weapon* vibrates violently in your hand!
The black-robed hooded male human hisses: Sorry, I don't give out quest info :)
err ... :?

LAUGH!!! Some wizard seemed to be bored :P
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Re: In game humor

Post by Cherek » 28 Apr 2011 00:53

Wasnt that just the usual MM npc that is coded to "pretend" to be a player? I know it fooled me the first time... :)

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Re: In game humor

Post by Padraig » 05 May 2011 21:07

Chanele wrote:With a powerful beat of its wings, an adult blue dragon lands here.

Out on a peninsula.
The view is very good from here and the fresh sea wind is quite
enjoyable. The peninsula extends a little further east out towards
the sea but the hillside is too steep to descend safely.
There is one obvious exit: west.
A huge winged beast.
Suddenly the huge winged beast stiffens. Its face turns pale and its eyes
widen.
The huge winged beast is paralyzed to the spot by dragon fear.

Owned!
Yes...I always enjoy this.
Manglor, Zauhak, Padraig

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Padraig
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Re: In game humor

Post by Padraig » 05 May 2011 21:07

The solemn chamberlain is stopped by the chamberlain from climbing the stairs.
The solemn chamberlain says: I am sorry, but Lord Calof is not to be disturbed.
Manglor, Zauhak, Padraig

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Re: In game humor

Post by Johnny » 06 May 2011 07:24

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An unpleasant warmth overcomes you, it escalates to a burning pain as pure lifeforce
strikes your undead form and causes great harm in you.
You thrust at Grim's body with your holy blade, but his dark night-blue dragonscale
armour protects him.
Grim hits you with his heavy black mace, but your lifeless body resists its effect
somewhat.
I am a dwarf... not an undead.

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