In game humor

[Wolverine]

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You are in possession of many gold coins, many silver coins, [many copper coins] and many copper coins.

How the hell did those copper coins manage to hide into my wallet?

Dont think you have the awareness to reveal them;)

[Laurel]

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You rake the feral powerful orc's body with your /weapon/.
The feral powerful orc died.
You killed the feral powerful orc.
The /weapon/ breaks!!!

timing ...

[Davvol]

You run into Garren. Badly shaken he falls flat under your dragon turtle shell. You start to jump on it and after you finish there is only bloody pulp left on the ground.
Garren looks down at his many wounds and grits his teeth. With a final cry to Paladine he prepares to end his life in one last glorious battle

[Zingil]

Unexpected allies...

Within the camp.
There are five obvious exits: northwest, northeast, west, east and southwest.
A black-robed hooded male human, a nasty strong male orc and a beastly swarthy
male orc.
You are fighting the black-robed hooded male human, while a nasty strong male
orc and a beastly swarthy male orc are fighting you.
You attack the black-robed hooded male human.
The beastly swarthy male orc suddenly raises his knee, sending the black-
robed hooded male human to the floor, writhing in pain!
The black-robed hooded male human shouts: Death to all rangers!
You are now hunting the black-robed hooded male human.
The black-robed hooded male human panics and flees northeast.

[Kas]

Not sure why it happens, but I have witnessed the mage and the orcs constantly fighting eachother several times.

A bug perhaps?

[Greywolf]

Not sure why it happens, but I have witnessed the mage and the orcs constantly fighting eachother several times.

A bug perhaps?

SHHHHH!!!!

[Laurel]

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Welcome, Laurel. Please enter your password: 
You have been linkdead for 21 hours 56 minutes 16 seconds.

[Zar]

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Welcome, Laurel. Please enter your password: 
You have been linkdead for 21 hours 56 minutes 16 seconds.

You wizzed already

[Zestana]

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Anger takes you suddenly, and you grab the enormous eight armed octopus's skull
with both of your hands, dragging his head downward as you bring your leg up to
deliver a devastating knee into his face! Tumbling back from you in pain and
disbelief, the enormous eight armed octopus covers his wounded mouth with his
arm.

This put an amusing image in my head wondering which arm (if not all) the octopus used to cover his mouth

[Tarax the Terrible]

Had an aged dragon look especially brave to try and attack me.
Chuckled at that.

Think it was a buggy type deal because the dragon couldn't find me.