In game humor

[Cherek]

We should have figured he was behind it.

[Bromen]

A flash of black light leaps from the shimmering longsword and utterly consumes
Garren.
You hold the shimmering longsword aloft your head, basking in its power.
A deep abysmal black flame shoots down the sword, along your arm, and encircles
your body.
You cackle with glee.
You feel calm again.
Garren howls: My sister... I have failed you.
Garren falls upon his solamnic two-handed longsword as he dies, driving it into
the ground.
Garren died.
You killed Garren.

Take key from corpse

Take what?

Look
A chainmail hood, a chainmail shirt, a greying cloak with a platinum crest, an
iron key, seven solamnic two-handed longswords lodged in the ground, a small
pile of grey ashes, two empty vials, a white-feathered arrow, eight solamnic
two-handed longswords and a heavy wooden chest.

those are some crazy ashes impaling themselves and talking and all... lol

[Syrk]

climb down
Trying to climb down on the Straight Stair the step cracks as you set foot on it and you fall down the stair. You fear for your life.You continue to fall down the Stair....
.... hurting yourself on the stairs ....
.... wondering when you hit the ground ....
.... wondering when you hit the ground ....
.... hurting yourself on the stairs ....
... and finally you fall onto some solid rock.
Habiki happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time since you land on his head, causing his death on impact.
Habiki died.
The impact with the rock here at the bottom of the Straight Stair causes you do die.
[...]
You die.

[Cherek]

We've all done that I think... some of us more than once. A healer perhaps could have saved you, although for some reason I dont trust this guy:

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Saclin Sirvan, Healer of the Town of Last, great adventurer, male human.
ask healer heal
Saclin shrugs helplessly.
Saclin says: Sorry, I don't know about that.

[Laurel]

the most stupid thing with healers in Gen:
there's a guy, who heals broken bones in domain A
there's NPC's that break arms of their enemies in domain B
having even both arms broken by those enemies (B) will yeld a response from the "healer" (A) "You don't have any broken bones" ...

cudos to coders ...

[Syrk]

healer perhaps could have saved you

Does he offer full resurrections or just the zombie type revives?

[Cherek]

healer perhaps could have saved you

Does he offer full resurrections or just the zombie type revives?

Good question. Ask him? Oh right, he doesnt know anything about healing at all it seems...

[Rhaegar]

We've all done that I think... some of us more than once. A healer perhaps could have saved you, although for some reason I dont trust this guy:

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Saclin Sirvan, Healer of the Town of Last, great adventurer, male human.
ask healer heal
Saclin shrugs helplessly.
Saclin says: Sorry, I don't know about that.

Did they introduce deamonsgate's critical hit mechanics? Was mad fun to race to the healer before you succumbed to your wounds (and you couldn't actually wield weapons or wear shields if your arms got broken or otherwise damaged)...

[Rhaegar]

A small compilation of action = reaction sequences, both mine and a couple friends' experiences. I guess I should invent the Genesis meme...

Action: Apply to BDA. When meeting in Sanction for a talk attack their general. (shoutout to Laurel for this awesome idea!, or this other blademaster hobbit back in the day)
Result: Instant top of the most wanted list for a while.

Action: As a Cadet go about challenging random people.
Result: Bones break and blood splatters...

Action: As a goblin ask dwarf about herbs.
Result: Eat hemlock.

Action: As an elf Calian attempt questing in Minas Morgul.
Result: Try again in new body.
Result: Stop trying.

Action: Quaff mana potion before fighting Mauhur.
Result: Death by mana potion.

Action: Rub gem -> gem shatters.
Result: Quit playing, forever.

Action: Die during combat.
Result: Kill enemy as ghost.

Action: Attempt questing with solutions for the first time. Thieves entrance quest.
Result: Type 'join guild' only after you got back to Palanthas...

Action: As a Grunt take a dragon ride with RDA general. Piss in the corner of the dragon.
Result: Instant top of the most wanted list for a while.

Action: Become Calian.
Result: Bodyparts now main part of diet.

Action: Borrow sword from elf friend.
Result: Kill him with it.

Action: Die.
Result: Possess wrong body.

Action: As a Calian go and help friend with Shadowgloom quest.
Result: 'options dismember on'

Action: Team up with people on Terel trolls, being the smallest in the team.
Result: Does anyone have some booze? My bottle just run out.

Action: Wield scimitar.
Result: Kill friend.

Action: Fight in the arena.
Result: Die for real.

Action: As a Calian team with RDA.
Result: Infernal Affairs. (go watch it if you haven't seen it already)

[Jhael]

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The wise magical male guard says: Deem yourself a match for my magic?
The wise magical male guard looks mentally exhausted as he tries to summon the
strength to spellcast.

I dunno, Gamalus, looks dangerous.