In game humor

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Re: In game humor

Post by Zar » 04 Apr 2014 19:04

Isn't ~l and ~d mandatory knowledge for writing any notes/mails?

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Re: In game humor

Post by Zhar » 04 Apr 2014 20:12

Speaking of in-game humor. I've just accidentally sold a glowing MBB (among other cool things) and wasn't able to buy it back...
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Re: In game humor

Post by Jooli » 04 Apr 2014 21:04

As the frustrated noble male human hovers on the verge of death, you strike forward with your gigantic steel broadsword. The frustrated noble male human's head rolls backwards off his neck in response, which hits the ground a moment before the rest of his body.
The frustrated noble male human looks down at his many wounds and grits his teeth. With a final cry to Paladine he prepares to end his life in one last glorious battle!

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Re: In game humor

Post by Zhar » 05 Apr 2014 00:11

Hahaha! Doesn't get more knightly than that.
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Re: In game humor

Post by Zar » 05 Apr 2014 18:48

Jooli wrote:As the frustrated noble male human hovers on the verge of death, you strike forward with your gigantic steel broadsword. The frustrated noble male human's head rolls backwards off his neck in response, which hits the ground a moment before the rest of his body.
The frustrated noble male human looks down at his many wounds and grits his teeth. With a final cry to Paladine he prepares to end his life in one last glorious battle!
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Re: In game humor

Post by Etanukar » 07 Apr 2014 21:03

"It's just a flesh wound!"

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Re: In game humor

Post by Arcon » 07 Apr 2014 23:05

Etanukar wrote:"It's just a flesh wound!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690

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Re: In game humor

Post by Jooli » 09 Apr 2014 13:32

More from the same:

You drop the enormous blade of your gigantic steel broadsword down hard on the frustrated noble male human, crushing his head with the immense weight of the sword.
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Re: In game humor

Post by Zhar » 09 Apr 2014 15:12

I think I wouldn't accept this gift either.
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Re: In game humor

Post by Zhar » 15 Apr 2014 20:27

Does anyone else find it hilarious that Travellers have two axes as their symbol, train polearms and their NPCs use swords?
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