In game humor

[Zar]

Isn't ~l and ~d mandatory knowledge for writing any notes/mails?

[Zhar]

Speaking of in-game humor. I've just accidentally sold a glowing MBB (among other cool things) and wasn't able to buy it back...

[Jooli]

As the frustrated noble male human hovers on the verge of death, you strike forward with your gigantic steel broadsword. The frustrated noble male human's head rolls backwards off his neck in response, which hits the ground a moment before the rest of his body.
The frustrated noble male human looks down at his many wounds and grits his teeth. With a final cry to Paladine he prepares to end his life in one last glorious battle!

[Zhar]

Hahaha! Doesn't get more knightly than that.

[Zar]

As the frustrated noble male human hovers on the verge of death, you strike forward with your gigantic steel broadsword. The frustrated noble male human's head rolls backwards off his neck in response, which hits the ground a moment before the rest of his body.
The frustrated noble male human looks down at his many wounds and grits his teeth. With a final cry to Paladine he prepares to end his life in one last glorious battle!

The knight Honour is not in the head. It is in the heart.

[Etanukar]

"It's just a flesh wound!"

[Arcon]

"It's just a flesh wound!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690

[Jooli]

More from the same:

You drop the enormous blade of your gigantic steel broadsword down hard on the frustrated noble male human, crushing his head with the immense weight of the sword.
Garren doesn't accept any gifts from you.

[Zhar]

I think I wouldn't accept this gift either.

[Zhar]

Does anyone else find it hilarious that Travellers have two axes as their symbol, train polearms and their NPCs use swords?