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Rincon wrote:
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put unworn boobs in chest
Put what?


playing when tired is never a good idea ;)

Code:
put unworn boots in chest
You put a pair of black boots into the large stone chest.


Don't forget to wear your man-boobs!:)


20 Dec 2017 06:25
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The rosy-cheeked young female barista serves a black-robed hooded male wraith a cup of cinnamon cinnamon cafe-misto.


Okay, so, since mages dont eat or drink, the hell is he gonna do with it? Wash his hair?


20 Jan 2018 11:33
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Draugor wrote:
The rosy-cheeked young female barista serves a black-robed hooded male wraith a cup of cinnamon cinnamon cafe-misto.

Okay, so, since mages dont eat or drink, the hell is he gonna do with it? Wash his hair?
Drug it and drag some poor newbie to the altar in the Tower?

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20 Jan 2018 19:39
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Melarec wrote:
Draugor wrote:
The rosy-cheeked young female barista serves a black-robed hooded male wraith a cup of cinnamon cinnamon cafe-misto.

Okay, so, since mages dont eat or drink, the hell is he gonna do with it? Wash his hair?
Drug it and drag some poor newbie to the altar in the Tower?

Beware the Nazgul-Rufie ...

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0 and you are sitting on the large maroon couch.


31 Jan 2018 17:28
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Draugor wrote:
The rosy-cheeked young female barista serves a black-robed hooded male wraith a cup of cinnamon cinnamon cafe-misto.


Okay, so, since mages dont eat or drink, the hell is he gonna do with it? Wash his hair?


Perfect riddle, isn't it? ; ) Here's a hint: Its grown in Harad plantations and make a perfect brew for people who are a bit anxious about time. Guessed it already? (You can always practice lifting weights if you're ok with your current wisdom: P)

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03 Feb 2018 19:22
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A wooden stick.

Long long ago, in ReAlbi, which back then was one of THE hubs of Genesis, there was a little boy throwing sticks to his dog.
He is probably still there in the streets of Cadu.
I write probably as today, deep in the mines of Khazad Dum, I saw the stick lying on the floor.

Back to ReAlbi, the little wooden stick the boy threw could be used at players.
Experienced players used to hold it in front of newbies, threw it north, and called 'fetch', and the newbie was forced north after the stick to the laughter of the experienced players.
Then someone figured out that you could use that trick to 'fool' the protected store rooms in a shop.
Hold stick, throw stick north (into the store room), -:"fetch" and the throwers buddy was moved into the store room, where he took everything in the shop and went out again to resell.
Unlimited money. And money back then was a troublesome bottleneck.

So why was the stick in Khazad Dum? Well my guess is that someone tried the old trick at the Uruk, to get inside his treasure chamber without a fight.

Quite funny to recall the stick and long lost days. :)

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Experienced tricksters; )
The Uruk was trying to lift the gold slab with the stick, but he couldn't manage so he left it somwhere in Moria.
Isn't it obvious? : P

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Mim wrote:
So why was the stick in Khazad Dum? Well my guess is that someone tried the old trick at the Uruk, to get inside his treasure chamber without a fight.


Thhhhaaattt could have been me. I picked up the stick in my adventuring and dropped it at that uruk while I tried to pick up all the loot!


06 Feb 2018 00:03
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Code:
>cast XXX elf
 As you surreptitiously whisper the long forgotten words, the sounds
reverberates in increasing intensity, only to fade as you draw arcane powers
from the shadows!
 a white-uniformed evil shadowy male elf suddenly screams and jerks away from
you, desperately looking for an exit!
You sacrifice something.

 The evil shadowy male elf tries to go west, but the dark elf moves to block
that exit!
 The evil shadowy male elf tries to go west, but the dark elf moves to block
that exit!
 The evil shadowy male elf looks deathly afraid of you, but finds nowhere to run.

So when the elf blocks exits, he blocks himself from running away as well.


16 Jul 2018 15:41
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