In game humor

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Bromen
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In game humor

Post by Bromen » 10 Mar 2010 10:16

You start to search a headless corpse of a muscular hill dwarf.
After searching the corpse you believe you can tear out or cut off three
teeth, two eyes, two thighbones and two ribs.

guess dwarves have teeth and eyes hidden elsewhere... lol

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Recoba
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Re: In game humor

Post by Recoba » 12 Mar 2010 23:38

bromen wrote:You start to search a headless corpse of a muscular hill dwarf.
After searching the corpse you believe you can tear out or cut off three
teeth, two eyes, two thighbones and two ribs.

guess dwarves have teeth and eyes hidden elsewhere... lol

Yeah, they have eyes in their back and teeth between their legs!

Gub
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Re: In game humor

Post by Gub » 20 Mar 2010 01:49

get swordz from pack
Get what?

Sharn
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Re: In game humor

Post by Sharn » 21 Mar 2010 21:20

You recover your Minotaur horns.

Rhynox
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Location: Departed from here. Meet at Genesis!

Re: In game humor

Post by Rhynox » 28 Mar 2010 21:26

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Ashburz strikes at you, you sidestep his swing and push him out of balance.
Irk swings at Ashburz but misses by a mile.
Irk looks healthier, as his holy crystal axe glows with a silvery light.
Suddenly the wounds on Irk's legs begins to heal!
Irk rakes Ashburz's legs with his holy crystal axe.
Ashburz died.
Irk killed him.
Irk extends his arm and passes his pentacled silver ingot slowly over the
corpse of Ashburz. It glows softly with a faint silver light before slowly
fading into dust, leaving its contents and a few remnants behind.
> g
West end of the Big Hall.
There are two obvious exits: east and south.
A bloodstained mithril waraxe, an orc shield, a frightening looking skull
helmet, a rigid chainmail, an iron gorget, two uruk intestines, two uruk eyes,
an uruk heart, two uruk toes and an uruk scalp.
Irk.
> Ashburz screams loudly!

Bromen
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Re: In game humor

Post by Bromen » 29 Mar 2010 05:31

A food kiosk in Cadu.
exa kiosk
You find no kiosk.

:shock:

Rhynox
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Re: In game humor

Post by Rhynox » 30 Mar 2010 00:51

Uber block!
On the rugged plains of Estwilde on a cool autumn day before a bridge over a
great chasm.
There are three obvious exits: northwest, east and northeast.
A huge depraved male ogre, an ugly depraved male ogre, a grey-skinned harsh
male ogre, a giant brutal male ogre, a huge cruel male ogre, a black-skinned
bloodied male goblin, a small hunched male goblin, a large hunched male goblin,
a large cruel male goblin, a warty bloodied male goblin, a green-skinned evil
male goblin, a bony evil male ogre, a grey-skinned rugged male ogre, a fat
depraved male ogre and a towering rugged male ogre.
> You realize that you cannot move and block at the same time.
block northeast
You focus on ways to position yourself to effectively block the northeast exit.
> kill towering ogre
You attack the towering rugged male ogre.
> The large cruel male goblin murmurs: You scum, stop fighting my friend!
The large cruel male goblin looks at you as if ready to attack, though you see
fear in his eyes.
The warty bloodied male goblin murmurs: You scum, stop fighting my friend!
The warty bloodied male goblin looks at you as if ready to attack, though you
see fear in his eyes.
chop
The bony evil male ogre says: You scum, stop fighting my friend!
The bony evil male ogre looks at you as if ready to attack, though you see fear
in his eyes.
The huge depraved male ogre says: You scum, stop fighting my friend!
The huge depraved male ogre looks at you as if ready to attack, though you see
fear in his eyes.
The small hunched male goblin murmurs: You scum, stop fighting my friend!
The small hunched male goblin looks at you as if ready to attack, though you
see fear in his eyes.
The grey-skinned rugged male ogre says: You scum, stop fighting my friend!
The grey-skinned rugged male ogre looks at you as if ready to attack, though
you see fear in his eyes.
The ugly depraved male ogre says: You scum, stop fighting my friend!
The ugly depraved male ogre looks at you as if ready to attack, though you see
fear in his eyes.
You prepare to crush your foe.
> The fat depraved male ogre says: You scum, stop fighting my friend!
The fat depraved male ogre looks at you as if ready to attack, though you see
fear in his eyes.
slam
The large hunched male goblin murmurs: You scum, stop fighting my friend!
The large hunched male goblin looks at you as if ready to attack, though you
see fear in his eyes.
The huge cruel male ogre says: You scum, stop fighting my friend!
The huge cruel male ogre looks at you as if ready to attack, though you see
fear in his eyes.
The black-skinned bloodied male goblin murmurs: You scum, stop fighting my
friend!
The black-skinned bloodied male goblin looks at you as if ready to attack,
though you see fear in his eyes.
The giant brutal male ogre says: You scum, stop fighting my friend!
The giant brutal male ogre looks at you as if ready to attack, though you see
fear in his eyes.
The green-skinned evil male goblin murmurs: You scum, stop fighting my friend!
The green-skinned evil male goblin looks at you as if ready to attack, though
you see fear in his eyes.
ha
You prepare to slam the towering rugged male ogre.
> You are physically feeling very well and mentally in full vigour.
The huge depraved male ogre is feeling very well.
The ugly depraved male ogre is feeling very well.
The grey-skinned harsh male ogre is feeling very well.
The giant brutal male ogre is feeling very well.
The huge cruel male ogre is feeling very well.
The black-skinned bloodied male goblin is feeling very well.
The small hunched male goblin is feeling very well.
The large hunched male goblin is feeling very well.
The large cruel male goblin is feeling very well.
The warty bloodied male goblin is feeling very well.
The green-skinned evil male goblin is feeling very well.
The bony evil male ogre is feeling very well.
The grey-skinned rugged male ogre is feeling very well.
The fat depraved male ogre is feeling very well.
The towering rugged male ogre is feeling very well.
> The towering rugged male ogre says: Eat axe!
You successfully move yourself into position to block a huge depraved male
ogre, an ugly depraved male ogre, a grey-skinned harsh male ogre, a giant
brutal male ogre, a huge cruel male ogre, a black-skinned bloodied male goblin,
a small hunched male goblin, a large hunched male goblin, a large cruel male
goblin, a warty bloodied male goblin, a green-skinned evil male goblin, a bony
evil male ogre, a grey-skinned rugged male ogre, a fat depraved male ogre and a
towering rugged male ogre from leaving through the northeast exit.

Otaril
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Re: In game humor

Post by Otaril » 30 Mar 2010 01:04

beltlist

You peruse the various pouches of the sturdy belt of pouches (open) and estimate the collection to comprise of:
--------------------------------------------------------------
| Pouch Content | Qty |
--------------------------------------------------------------
| skins | 1 |
| meats | 36 |
| eyes | 4 |
| thighbones | 32 |
| fingers | 20 |
| ears | 22 |
| forest trolls | 3 |
| teeth | 58 |
| scalps | 14 |
| noses | 10 |
| hearts | 5 |
| ribs | 38 |
| kidneys | 10 |
| toes | 28 |
| jaws | 23 |
| kneecaps | 30 |
| skulls | 11 |
| intestines | 4 |
| nails | 8 |
--------------------------------------------------------------

You can examine a particular pouch using "beltlist <part>"

Amberlee
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Location: Kristiansund, Norway

Re: In game humor

Post by Amberlee » 30 Mar 2010 01:42

Cool.. carrying around 3 forest trolls? :lol:
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If you ask for my opinion here, you will get MY opinion, not that of my character.

Otaril
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Re: In game humor

Post by Otaril » 30 Mar 2010 01:43

Never know when one (or three) will come in handy.

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