You're drunk, Laurel. Remember, 2 at 10, 10 at 2?Laurel wrote: He looks like the image of perfection.
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Players in the realms who are not known to you:
Xxxxx Cassius
Xxxxx Clay* 
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You killed the enormous white wolf.
You turn to attack Irk.
Laurel extends her arm and passes her pentacled silver ingot slowly over the
corpse of an enormous white wolf. It glows softly with a faint silver light
before slowly fading into dust, leaving its contents and a few remnants behind.
Your target seems to have escaped!
You feel like you could slam someone again!
You feel a surge of adrenaline, and once again feel ready to rage like a true
battlerage aggressively
dwarven warrior!
You roar in fury and throw yourself into the fight like a madman!
You feel calm again.
You barely scrape Irk's head with your unusual holy crystal axe.
Irk barely scrapes your head with his unusual holy crystal axe.
You feel ready to chop again.
chop
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You swing at Irk's body with your unusual holy crystal axe, but his dragon
turtle shell protects him.
Irk swings at your body with his unusual holy crystal axe, but your dragon
turtle shell protects you.
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You are physically feeling very well and mentally in a vegetable state.
Laurel is feeling very well.
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Your holy crystal axe glows with a silvery light, as the wounds on your head
heal.
Irk looks healthier, as his holy crystal axe glows with a silvery light.
Suddenly the wounds on Irk's head begins to heal!
You barely scrape Irk's head with your unusual holy crystal axe.
Irk barely scrapes your head with his unusual holy crystal axe.
You feel yourself relax from your aggressively offensive posture.
You barely scrape Irk's body with your unusual holy crystal axe.
Irk barely scrapes your body with his unusual holy crystal axe.
You feel a surge of adrenaline, and once again feel ready to rage like a true
battlerage aggressively
dwarven warrior!
You roar in fury and throw yourself into the fight like a madman!
> eat oranges
drink from bottle
The big orange is too much for you.
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You drink some of the mixture of Gontish grog and many crystal-clear liquors
from the big bottle.
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The magical power coursing through your veins slowly but surely draws your
life force away...
The magical power coursing through your veins slowly but surely draws your life
force away...
Laurel goes hmmmm.
Laurel peers quizzically at you.
thrash
You remove your belt and swing it towards Irk and beat him up with it, hurting
him severely.
Irk removes his belt and swings it towards you and beats you up with it,
hurting you severely.
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You feel yourself relax from your aggressively offensive posture.
You feel a surge of adrenaline, and once again feel ready to rage like a true
battlerage aggressively
dwarven warrior!
You roar in fury and throw yourself into the fight like a madman!
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Faking an opening, you lure Irk to launch for an attack, but in the last
moment you charge your shoulder into him leaving him shaken.
Noticing an opening in Irk's defenses, you launch your attack. Too late you
realize that Irk was faking it, as he charges into you with his shoulder.
h all
You are physically feeling very well and mentally in a vegetable state.
Laurel is feeling very well.
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The attack from Irk strikes you, but the impact seems to be deadened so that
it does not hurt you as much as it should have.
Your attack on Irk deadens as it strikes and it does not seem to hurt him as
much as you think it should.
You swing at Irk's legs with your unusual holy crystal axe, but his dragon
turtle shell protects him.
Irk swings at your legs with his unusual holy crystal axe, but your dragon
turtle shell protects you.
Laurel yawns.
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Just as Irk moves in for a swift attack against you, you let out an
aggressive roar as you bash him with your elbow causing him to stumble
backwards.
As you move in for a swift attack against Irk, he lets out an aggressive roar
as he bashes you with his elbow causing you to stumble backwards.
Laurel begins to look bored, never a good sign considering the mischievous
nature of kenders.
h all
You are physically feeling very well and mentally in a vegetable state.
Laurel is feeling very well.
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You feel yourself relax from your aggressively offensive posture.
You barely scrape Irk's head with your unusual holy crystal axe.
Irk barely scrapes your head with his unusual holy crystal axe.
The attack from Irk strikes you, but the impact seems to be deadened so that it
does not hurt you as much as it should have.
Your attack on Irk deadens as it strikes and it does not seem to hurt him as
much as you think it should.
You swing at Irk's body with your unusual holy crystal axe, but his dragon
turtle shell protects him.
Irk swings at your body with his unusual holy crystal axe, but your dragon
turtle shell protects you.
eat oranges
drink from bottle
The big orange is too much for you.
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You can't drink any more of the mixture of Gontish grog and many crystal-clear
liquors.
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The magical power coursing through your veins slowly but surely draws your
life force away...
The magical power coursing through your veins slowly but surely draws your life
force away...
stop fighting
You offer to cease the hostilities with Irk, giving him a chance to stop
fighting with you.
Irk offers to cease the hostilities with you, giving you the chance to stop
fighting with him if you so choose. To accept this offer, you must indicate
that you also wish to stop fighting within a short period of time.
> stop fighting
You accept the offer to cease hostilities with Irk and stop fighting him.
Irk accepts your offer to cease hostilities and stops fighting you.
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You say: Allright lads.
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Giftig smiles happily.
Alyssia sings: and lasses
Alyssia grins.
You say: D'you want to go and test your skills in battle?
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Giftig sings: It was a pleasure meeting you here, Berwyn
Giftig sings: In battle with you?
Giftig shakes his head in disagreement.
You say: Aye.
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Giftig sings: You would slaughter us
You say: I could take you somwhere.
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Giftig goes hmmmm.
You say to Choash, Alyssia and Giftig: Are you going?
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Giftig shakes his head in disagreement.
Giftig sings: noplace in mind for now
Giftig smiles happily.
Hmmmm.
You say: I see.
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The parrot perched on your shoulder squawks: Waark! Tough bastards. Waark!
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The middle-aged distracted woman says: Life on a farm is kind of laid back.
The young carefree girl says: Living on a farm is a lot of hard work.
yeah well - I always knew there's something wrong with their attitude to alcohol ...Grabbing your bottle, you hit the zealous noble male shadow-elf hard over the head.
The zealous noble male shadow-elf appears overcome with ecstacy.