In game humor

[Bromen]

a corpse of a large repulsive male troll, a corpse of a
huge horrid male troll, two corpses of snarling frightening male trolls, a
corpse of a powerful shaggy male troll, a corpse of a big frightening male
troll, a corpse of a snarling dangerous male troll, a corpse of a large
snarling male troll, a corpse of a lurking shaggy male troll, a corpse of a
huge dangerous male troll, a corpse of a huge repulsive male troll, a corpse of
a powerful snarling male troll, a corpse of a lurking snarling male troll and a
heap with decayed remains of a lurking horrid male troll.

The best room ever!

[Bromen]

Credit to Jacen for this one:

As the frustrated noble male human hovers on the verge of death, you strike
forward with your flaming black broadsword. The frustrated noble male human's
head rolls backwards off his neck in response, which hits the ground a moment
before the rest of his body.
The frustrated noble male human looks down at his many wounds and grits his
teeth. With a final cry to Paladine he prepares to end his life in one last
glorious battle!

Nerf the knights!

[Syrk]

You shout: midnight

You feel mentally drained as you call the powers of the flaming spiked mace!
You scratch the head of the ancient blue dragon with your flaming spiked mace.
The spikes leaving tiny trails of blood on his skin.
The ancient blue dragon staggers. His eyes roll white. Blinded !!

The ancient blue dragon looks at you with cold hatred in its eyes.

>exa dragon
Before you prowls a creature of myth and legend! A dragon, something that the
storytellers scare children with in the late hours of the evening... a creature
that you now note is very real as it stands threateningly over you. Its scales
are a deep blue colour, its eyes are an angry grey that flash ominously like an
oncoming storm.
He is fighting you.
He seems to be somewhat hurt.
He has a strangely blank look in his eyes!

[Greneth]

Well, that was easy.

A blue-uniformed inquisitive clean-shaven male human.
The inquisitive clean-shaven male human barely scrapes the inquisitive clean-shaven male human's head with his heavy
longsword.
The inquisitive clean-shaven male human barely scrapes the inquisitive clean-shaven male human's body with his heavy
longsword.
health all
You are physically feeling very well and mentally in full vigour.
The inquisitive clean-shaven male human is hurt.

[Alisa]

Someone says: Welcome to Genesis ShipLines! The silver-sailed sloop leaves for Gont in 60
seconds!
Someone says: Buy your tickets or stay ashore!
Your magic map begins to glow.
Someone gets many gold coins, many sybarun coins, many silver coins, many platinum coins and seven
copper coins from her something.
Someone buys a ticket.
Someone puts many platinum coins, many sybarun coins, many gold coins, many silver coins and many
copper coins into her something.
Someone gives her ticket to someone and boards the silver-sailed sloop.



I can hear what kind of coins it is, even though im not in the beggars guild

[Manglor]

You swing at the boisterous brown-eyed male hobbit's body with your
sledgehammer of the colossus, but his thick robe protects him.

Yeaahhhhhh that's a super robe

[Icarus]

You swing at the boisterous brown-eyed male hobbit's body with your
sledgehammer of the colossus, but his thick robe protects him.

Yeaahhhhhh that's a super robe

Not super.. THICK... it has three fields worth of hay in it to protect him against exactly those sledgehammers. Everyone else relies on running, but this hobbit, he can't run, not with that thick robe!

[Syrk]

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steal turkey from orc

 Stealing a turkey from his caregiver is a crime against the gods and all the 
most sacred vows. You feel the universe itself glaring stonily at you for even 
considering it!

Nice.

[Snowrose]

l at turkey
...snip....

His eyes have a distant look to them, as if he would love nothing more than to
go on a <safari> with you to see an elf.

...snip ...

You say: oh this will be funny
> safari elf

Gently, you hoist your turkey up on your shoulder to give him a good view of
[Snowrose] and begin to slowly walk in circles around this excellent specimen.
Your turkey's eyes widen in wonder and appreciation, and soon he is positively
beaming. Oh, what a wonderful safari this has been for both of you! A complete
success ...
[Snowrose] gently hoists her turkey up on her shoulder and begins to walk in
slow circles around you, as if acting as some sort of safari guide for the
lucky bird. After a few minutes, the turkey seems extremely pleased, and the
two stop to share a quiet moment together, seemingly in celebration of a long-
sought success.

[gorboth]

Too funny! Who coded that mess?!?

G.