Re: In game humor
Posted: 30 Mar 2010 01:52
Thats true :p
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You swing your flaming black mace in a deadly arc, smashing it powerfully upon
someone's eyestalk.
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With an enormous force you massacre the huge black orc captain.
You decapitated the huge black orc captain.
You hear a chilling voice scream in your head in joy.
You feel calm again.
The huge black orc captain cries out: Fool! The Darklings already know of your
sins! They will send others, and then you will pay for them!
The huge black orc captain collapses, and his eyes glaze over.
You killed the huge black orc captain.
Neidar have imba accuracy.Rhynox wrote:Code: Select all
You swing your flaming black mace in a deadly arc, smashing it powerfully upon someone's eyestalk.
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You are physically feeling rather hurt and mentally degraded.
The fearsome dragon turtle is at death's door.
The athletic grey horse is slightly hurt.
Yanus is feeling rather hurt.
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The fearsome dragon turtle rakes your head with her left claw.
You strike at the fearsome dragon turtle's head with your left fist, but she
dodges your attack.
You strike at the fearsome dragon turtle's shell with your right foot, but she
easily dodges your attack.
You prepare to strike her.
Yanus laughs violently.
The fearsome dragon turtle screams loudly. ARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
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The fearsome dragon turtle strikes at your body with her bite, but you dodge
her attack.
You crush the fearsome dragon turtle's shell with your left foot.
The fearsome dragon turtle strikes at your left arm with her bite, but you
dodge her attack.
The fearsome dragon turtle strikes at your legs with her left claw, but your
hooded silvery robe protects you.
The fearsome dragon turtle grazes your head with her bite.
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The fearsome dragon turtle died.
The athletic grey horse killed her.
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The athletic grey horse throws back her head and whinnies loudly.
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You fall down laughing.
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Yanus whispers in your ear: oh
You say: Oh my
You hug the athletic grey horse.
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Yanus whispers in your ear: I didn't know your horse can fight
Yanus shows the athletic grey horse his admiration.
You say to an athletic grey horse with you riding on her: your first kill!!
You sweep the athletic grey horse across the dance floor.
You swoon wistfully and pass out momentarily as you collapse to the ground.
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Yanus grins.
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Yanus whispers in your ear: well well well
Your mind boggles at that very concept.
I think it is funny because it would actually be a fantastic name for a monk Character.Please enter your name: plexus
New character.
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