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Author:  Amberlee [ 30 Mar 2010 01:52 ]
Post subject:  Re: In game humor

Thats true :p

Author:  Bromen [ 30 Mar 2010 06:15 ]
Post subject:  Re: In game humor

just paid 150p for a non saving runie cuz I couldn't get anything better lol.

Author:  Amberlee [ 30 Mar 2010 14:59 ]
Post subject:  Re: In game humor

Well there are few items better really :p

Author:  Rhynox [ 01 Apr 2010 15:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: In game humor

Code:
You swing your flaming black mace in a deadly arc, smashing it powerfully upon
someone's eyestalk.

Author:  Tarax the Terrible [ 04 Apr 2010 02:50 ]
Post subject:  Re: In game humor

Talking head...


Code:
With an enormous force you massacre the huge black orc captain.
You decapitated the huge black orc captain.
You hear a chilling voice scream in your head in joy.
You feel calm again.
The huge black orc captain cries out: Fool! The Darklings already know of your
sins! They will send others, and then you will pay for them!
The huge black orc captain collapses, and his eyes glaze over.
You killed the huge black orc captain.

Author:  Bromen [ 07 Apr 2010 06:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: In game humor

Rhynox wrote:
Code:
You swing your flaming black mace in a deadly arc, smashing it powerfully upon
someone's eyestalk.


Neidar have imba accuracy.

nerf plz!!!

-B

Author:  Trutblemma [ 20 Apr 2010 21:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: In game humor

Do not mess with my horse!!

Code:
You are physically feeling rather hurt and mentally degraded.
The fearsome dragon turtle is at death's door.
The athletic grey horse is slightly hurt.
Yanus is feeling rather hurt.
>
The fearsome dragon turtle rakes your head with her left claw.
You strike at the fearsome dragon turtle's head with your left fist, but she
dodges your attack.
You strike at the fearsome dragon turtle's shell with your right foot, but she
easily dodges your attack.
You prepare to strike her.
Yanus laughs violently.
The fearsome dragon turtle screams loudly. ARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
>
The fearsome dragon turtle strikes at your body with her bite, but you dodge
her attack.
You crush the fearsome dragon turtle's shell with your left foot.
The fearsome dragon turtle strikes at your left arm with her bite, but you
dodge her attack.
The fearsome dragon turtle strikes at your legs with her left claw, but your
hooded silvery robe protects you.
 
The fearsome dragon turtle grazes your head with her bite.
>
The fearsome dragon turtle died.
The athletic grey horse killed her.
>

The athletic grey horse throws back her head and whinnies loudly.
>

You fall down laughing.
>
Yanus whispers in your ear: oh

You say: Oh my


You hug the athletic grey horse.
>
Yanus whispers in your ear: I didn't know your horse can fight
 
Yanus shows the athletic grey horse his admiration.

You say to an athletic grey horse with you riding on her: your first kill!!


You sweep the athletic grey horse across the dance floor.


You swoon wistfully and pass out momentarily as you collapse to the ground.
>
Yanus grins.
>
Yanus whispers in your ear: well well well

Your mind boggles at that very concept.



The Noldor breed is fearsome, I knew it. :mrgreen:

Author:  Tharandil [ 20 Apr 2010 22:58 ]
Post subject:  Re: In game humor

they are the best!

Author:  Tarax the Terrible [ 21 Apr 2010 13:07 ]
Post subject:  Re: In game humor

The turtle hits everything..
Even hit the flying Dragon Army Dragons summoned for their fear.

Was great fun till I told Louie what fun we were having and he "fixed" it.


Talking of in game humor...
Horses these days! What a riot!
Climb cliffs, sailing the blood seas, theres little they can't do!
Are they all fitted with miniature pegasus wings, or spiked horseshoes :P

Author:  Tarax the Terrible [ 05 May 2010 10:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: In game humor

Lost count of how many times I saw this when I was a monk...
The way I used the specials I had attempted plexus attacks firing off all over the place if I had disconnected during or quickly after combat.

Quote:
Please enter your name: plexus

New character.

Welcome to the realms of Genesis!

The administration and wizards of Genesis hope that you will enjoy your stay
with us in these realms. Before you continue, we like to draw your attention
to the following. The administration of Genesis actively promotes the use of
names that are fitting in a mediaeval or fantasy environment! Words that are
are a noun or adjective in the English language are normally discouraged. We
retain the right to erase those players that select a particularly unfitting
name. Chivalrous pretitles (Sirjacob) are not permitted. Genesis is aimed at
a mature audience. We strongly advise that players read "help rules" and the
relevant pages mentioned in "help topics" before venturning into the realms.

Do you really want to use the name Plexus? y[es], n[o] or q[uit]?


I think it is funny because it would actually be a fantastic name for a monk Character. :lol:
Right up to the point where you were "erased"..

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