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Re: In game humor

Posted: 05 May 2010 15:23
by Elita
One of the funniest things I ever saw was this BIG AA mino riding a poor little pony he must have found somewhere :mrgreen: That made me laugh so much my beverage came out of my nose!!

Re: In game humor

Posted: 05 May 2010 16:24
by Tarax the Terrible
Elita wrote:One of the funniest things I ever saw was this BIG AA mino riding a poor little pony he must have found somewhere :mrgreen: That made me laugh so much my beverage came out of my nose!!
Hey! I was jealous of all the fun Trutblemma and co were having.
Stupid horse trader in Bree for some reason insists I am a goblin!
I actually paid 65 platinum for that pony, trading with a wee Kender Militia.
I knew kenders where light fingered but that was day light robbery!!!

When I found out she could only buy ponies I was a little bit disappointed :lol:

Re: In game humor

Posted: 05 May 2010 17:17
by Elita
Well Tarax if teaming Rhynox didn't wreck your "street credd" then admitting it was you riding that little pony SURE must have!! :twisted: Zing!

Re: In game humor

Posted: 05 May 2010 17:22
by Tarax the Terrible
:x

Re: In game humor

Posted: 05 May 2010 18:01
by Sharn
Elita wrote:Well Tarax if teaming Rhynox didn't wreck your "street credd" then admitting it was you riding that little pony SURE must have!! :twisted: Zing!
He never had any, had he? :mrgreen:

Re: In game humor

Posted: 05 May 2010 18:24
by Trutblemma
You know.....all it takes is a minor character change, Tarax :mrgreen:

You can have all the fun you want, for free!!
...and if you're lucky, you'll get a war horse like mine, too :D

Re: In game humor

Posted: 06 May 2010 10:53
by Tarax the Terrible
Seeing a lot of these ==> :mrgreen:

Pretty obvious what that actually means is that you elfies, half-elfies and chocolate-elfies are all jealous of the Minotaurs, their horns and their pony riding abilities. :P

Re: In game humor

Posted: 08 May 2010 02:31
by Amberlee
Pffs.. Would never see me riding a horse atleast!!!
Damned things those..

Re: In game humor

Posted: 29 May 2010 21:01
by Tarax the Terrible
The flaming-red hell hound says: You scum, stop fighting my friend!

Re: In game humor

Posted: 05 Jun 2010 13:39
by Tarax the Terrible
That F%$%ing CON ARTIST!!!
The Bree Tack Shop.
There is one obvious exit: north.
Kalrin.
A sleek sorrel horse comes galloping in from the north.
> rc buy bale

You study the prices carefully, and finally decide to purchase a bale.
You fetch some coins from your money-sack.
You pay 6 gold coins and order yourself a bale of hay.

> mount horse
You stop leading the sleek sorrel horse.
You mount the sleek sorrel horse.

> hglance
Your steed is extremely thirsty.
Your steed is extremely hungry.
Your steed is tired.

> feed horse with bale
You feed the sleek sorrel horse with you riding on him with a bale of hay.
A bale of hay is too much for the sleek sorrel horse and he drops it on the
floor.
> exa bale

This is a large bale of golden hay. It is sun dried and something only a steed
would love to eat.
>
Kalrin smiles curtly.
Kalrin gets a bale of hay.
And if the most hungry horse out there cannot eat a bale, whats it meant for?? Oliphaunts?!