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Re: In game humor

Posted: 14 Jun 2010 10:29
by Tarax the Terrible
hektor wrote:Hunger can be a dangerous thing!

Having a huge team, solving a quest, obtaining what you need, old grumps telling you to get a move on.. and disaster strikes :)
Adriel arrives from the west.
Mersereau yells: So let's not waste everyone's time
The wary drider guard stops Uther from passing
Mersereau looks into his money-sack and quickly picks up its contents.
Ahith eats a deep dragon skin.

Uther goes ack!
Uther goes ack!
Mersereau goes ack!
Uther goes ack!
You grin merrily at Ahith.
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Uther goes ack!
Uther goes ack!
Mersereau mumbles something about something else.

You say: What an appetite,
>
Nikiel whispers in your ear: yes
Uther screams loudly. ARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Nikiel whispers in your ear: he did not look that hungry
Uther pokes Ahith in the ribs.
Nikiel giggles merrily.
Ahith peers quizzically around.
Ahith yells: damned
Ahith sighs deeply.

Uther comforts Ahith.
Mersereau yells: I hope it taste good
Ahith yells: didnt know it is eatable
Ahith sighs deeply.
hehehe..
OMG Who of those myths and legends hasn't done the quest??
Should have used the ingot it then leaves two skins (well did until I created this forum "bug report").
Also what were the monks doing there? For Shame!!!
Looks like a golem tablet overkill mission.
Any two of you would have been enough, I think you had it covered!

Re: In game humor

Posted: 14 Jun 2010 20:36
by Ilrahil
The ingots were fixed over a year ago maybe two now Tarax..... Someone's behind on the times.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 15 Jun 2010 12:10
by Tarax the Terrible
Well you are talking about the likes of the hellhounds.
Nobody told Kalad.

Ilrahil's wrong, wowowo :P

Re: In game humor

Posted: 15 Jun 2010 20:38
by Tarax the Terrible
You give a basket-hilt falchion to the clever broad-shouldered dwarf.
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The clever broad-shouldered dwarf booms: Ahh, what a lovely fauxcwicseolfor.
I am sure it will fetch a great price.
The insider name for plastic falchions revealed!!

Re: In game humor

Posted: 15 Jun 2010 21:25
by Rhaegar
Let's just call them fauxpas, I have no idea how to pronounce or remember the real name...

Re: In game humor

Posted: 15 Jun 2010 21:32
by Tive
why not call them 'john' ?

Re: In game humor

Posted: 15 Jun 2010 22:02
by Rhaegar
Tive wrote:why not call them 'john' ?
http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/faux-pas

Re: In game humor

Posted: 18 Jun 2010 04:50
by Rhaegar
The glowing worm pounds your body with its body.
*boggle*

Re: In game humor

Posted: 18 Jun 2010 11:58
by Tarax the Terrible
Rhaegar wrote:
The glowing worm pounds your body with its body.
*boggle*
Ur lucky it didn't have the unusual hit locations like some of the Gont weapons..
Might have seen "The glowing worm pounds your ass.." :shock:

Re: In game humor

Posted: 18 Jun 2010 19:26
by Tarax the Terrible
The never ending battle continues even into the void!! :lol:
You have been linkdead for 21 minutes 48 seconds.

Welcome to Genesis 3.1, maintenance release.

You sense that you have NEW mail.

You are now hunted by [a statue of a medium-sized cloaked figure].