In game humor

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Zhar
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Re: In game humor

Post by Zhar » 20 Mar 2015 22:35

That's one nosy crab right there.

I've got a funny one too:

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As the headless corpse of yourself rapidly decays, nothing appears from it.
Expect to see more of that when I finish introducing some "minor" changes to the game. Muahaha :twisted:
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Re: In game humor

Post by Aristos » 21 Mar 2015 15:34

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Re: In game humor

Post by Greneth » 21 Mar 2015 16:29

Castaneda wrote:You give the terrible pale-skinned vampire a shallow puncture in the right arm with your giant black maul.
The pair of black leather boots worn by the terrible pale-skinned vampire breaks!!!
Those are some damn good boots if they protect the arms too!

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Re: In game humor

Post by Bromen » 22 Mar 2015 08:24

Nerf the Maul!

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Re: In game humor

Post by Zhar » 26 Mar 2015 12:13

Not technically in-game, but I think it counts...

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admin@DEVEL07 /d/xampp/htdocs/makebox (chartupdate)
$ git status
On branch chartupdate
nothing to commit, working directory clean

admin@DEVEL07 /d/xampp/htdocs/makebox (chartupdate)
$ who fim
sh.exe": who: command not found
That muscle memory...
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Re: In game humor

Post by Greneth » 29 Mar 2015 00:35

The smooth-chinned short-haired female guard whimsically howls: Hey, dragonarmy guys! Want to blow MY warhorn?
I chuckled a bit until I noticed it was a female, Palanthas really does have all kinds.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Mortis » 29 Mar 2015 07:25

Greneth wrote:
The smooth-chinned short-haired female guard whimsically howls: Hey, dragonarmy guys! Want to blow MY warhorn?
I chuckled a bit until I noticed it was a female, Palanthas really does have all kinds.
Frankly, Greneth, your gender discrimination is shocking. It's 2015. Why can't a female guard have a warhorn?!? A warhorn she mockingly wants blown?

Greneth

Re: In game humor

Post by Greneth » 29 Mar 2015 14:26

Mortis wrote:
Greneth wrote:
The smooth-chinned short-haired female guard whimsically howls: Hey, dragonarmy guys! Want to blow MY warhorn?
I chuckled a bit until I noticed it was a female, Palanthas really does have all kinds.
Frankly, Greneth, your gender discrimination is shocking. It's 2015. Why can't a female guard have a warhorn?!? A warhorn she mockingly wants blown?
How dare I!?!?!

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Re: In game humor

Post by Alorrana » 29 Mar 2015 16:12

haha newst thing! Shemale guards of Palanthas :D
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Re: In game humor

Post by Etanukar » 01 Apr 2015 19:36

Did the Palanthians have an uprising of equal rights whereupon it was decided that ALL could carry a warhorn of equal value and pitch? Hopefully, the warhorns are also of the same weight and girth for the sake of equality!
palanthas, the place where the opportunity exists for all to have their warhorns blown!

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