In game humor

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Mersereau
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Re: In game humor

Post by Mersereau » 09 Apr 2015 15:59

Up next, The Society wipes out black riders for the FBB.

Roleplay!
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Re: In game humor

Post by Zhar » 09 Apr 2015 21:35

Mersereau wrote:Up next, The Society wipes out black riders for the FBB.

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And Rangers clear Edoras for the exps.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Kas » 09 Apr 2015 22:01

Mersereau wrote:Up next, The Society wipes out black riders for the FBB.

Roleplay!
Don't bet on it. :D
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Re: In game humor

Post by Syrk » 10 Apr 2015 23:51

> l
An immense weight of rock hangs above you in this narrow and cramped tunnel,
adding to your sense of claustrophobia. The featureless walls of the passage do
nothing but add to the seemingly endless expanse of rock.
Dark passages lead to the west and northeast.
There is an open gate leading northeast.
A golden pyrite.
A large black spider and two wary drider guards.

The wary drider guard says: Oloth zhah tuth abbil lueth ogglin.
> give gold coin to guard
Give what to the wary drider guard?

> ne
The wary drider guard stops you from going in that direction.

> kill drow
You attack the wary drider guard.
[...]
You killed the wary drider guard.

>get coins from corpse
You get nine gold coins from the corpse of a wary drider guard.
> give gold coin to guard
The wary drider guard nods solemnly at you.
You give a gold coin to the wary drider guard.

> ne
The darkness dissipates.
An immense weight of rock hangs above you in this narrow and somewhat cramped
tunnel, giving you an uneasy feeling as you ponder just how much rock is above
you. The passage is wider here than in the west, and in the east it appears to
widen even further. The featureless walls of the passage do nothing but add to
the seemingly endless expanse of rock.
The passage heads to the west and east.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Icarus » 11 Apr 2015 16:24

Re: Syrk

Greed wins every time :-D
Flee you fools!

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Re: In game humor

Post by Greneth » 12 Apr 2015 01:02

Straag booms: YOU ARE WORTH ABOUT 19300 PLATS AND GRENETH ABOUT 3200 PLATS WHICH MEANS THAT YOU ARE RICHER THAN HIM.
>
You shoot an arrow at the nasty black-haired orc. The arrow strikes the nasty black-haired orc's body.
You find your bankbook.
You have 66 platinum coins in the bank.

Crooked, thieving gnomes! Give me my money!

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Re: In game humor

Post by Laurel » 12 Apr 2015 08:19

you shoot arrows worth 3144pc each?

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Re: In game humor

Post by Boreaulam » 12 Apr 2015 12:42

Ogres are not supposed to say such big numbers.
Probably should be limited by 10?

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Re: In game humor

Post by Greneth » 12 Apr 2015 13:26

Laurel wrote:you shoot arrows worth 3144pc each?
Apparently, I still kind of want to know where my other 3100 is. Considering I have no gems either.

Laurel

Re: In game humor

Post by Laurel » 12 Apr 2015 14:30

in RMC fees

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