In game humor

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Kvator
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Re: In game humor

Post by Kvator » 15 Apr 2015 14:00

He is a xxx yyy male human.
He has scars on his right hand, left cheek and right cheek.
He has feline deep purple eyes.
He is a fabulous Mummer of Sybarus.
His hair is long, flame red and mohawk style.
He has an egotistical veneer.
A tattoo of a deadly sword enshrouded within a crystalline flame adorns his
right hand.
A small silver chain of six links is suspended from the left side of his
collar, down to the throat.
He is wearing the colours of Caliana.
He has a bloody tattoo of a scarlet rose on his neck.
He is wearing a silver mermaid ring, a golden star ring, an open qarraba, a
small silver chain, a crystalline medallion, a pair of sturdy black
bracers, an extravagant black silk cloak, an ancient mithril chainmail, a
practical leather sack, a pair of sturdy black greaves, a twisted elven
skull and a dragon turtle shell.
He is wielding a slender elven longsword in his left hand.
He is tall and lean for a human.
He looks like the image of perfection.
He seems to be feeling very well.
>
The xxx yyy male human face contorts into a mask of horror and loathing
at the thought of a world populated by demihumans.

Wasn't Calia about race equality etc? :D

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Zhar
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Re: In game humor

Post by Zhar » 15 Apr 2015 15:27

Back in the day they wouldn't let Red Fang in either.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

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OgreToyBoy
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Re: In game humor

Post by OgreToyBoy » 02 May 2015 17:47

So what's the deal with Calian npc's having so many imbues but none are useful?

The enormous horse-hide pack (open) contains an exotic orichalcum shield, two unusual pairs of black leather boots, a
peculiar short black tunic, an unusual black studded mail and an unusual jeweled breastplate.


In one ogrelap.

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Alisa
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Re: In game humor

Post by Alisa » 08 Jun 2015 19:35

What sup guru in club really means...


You trim your very long enameled gold nails precisely with your unusual gold coated sledgehammer of the colossus.

Thats impossible if you're only sup master!

Bromen
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Re: In game humor

Post by Bromen » 09 Jun 2015 19:16

Haha that's awesome!

What kind of club guru coats their weapons in gold instead of platinum? C'mon now...

-B

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Iris
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Re: In game humor

Post by Iris » 18 Jun 2015 14:04

You swing at the seamonster's head with your sybarun khopesh, but he easily dodges your attack.
You swing at the seamonster's head with your sybarun khopesh, but he dodges your attack.
You execute Heron Evades And Attacks at the seamonster!
Your attack mildly cuts the seamonster!
The seamonster bursts into tears.

There lies a little cat under his big claws.
If animals believed in god, the devil would look like a human being.

Zestana
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Re: In game humor

Post by Zestana » 03 Aug 2015 20:57

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The pock-marked tight-jawed male minotaur leaves northeast.
The massive square-jawed male human rides his majestic dark-brown warhorse northeast.
Amberlee leaves northeast.
Bonk rides his grand coal-black warhorse northeast.
Knights teamed with Angmarim's. Oh the irony... but... but... wait its ok as long as the title is hidden. :twisted: :twisted:
The opinions in these posts are not that of the player Zestana but that of the player Ilrahil. Having had my account removed due to irreconcilable differences with the administration it is the only way I am able to offer my opinion.

Amberlee
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Re: In game humor

Post by Amberlee » 03 Aug 2015 23:55

Just like Jon Snow..
You know nothing :twisted:
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If you ask for my opinion here, you will get MY opinion, not that of my character.

Zestana
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Re: In game humor

Post by Zestana » 31 Aug 2015 16:40

In a small elven camp in Qualinesti.
There is one obvious exit: southwest.
[a broken leaf-headed arrow], [a broken white-feathered arrow], four white-feathered arrows, 12 leaf-headed arrows, [two white-feathered arrows], [eight white-feathered arrows], [13 leaf-headed arrows] and [13 leaf-headed arrows].
An impressive noble male minotaur, Castaneda, a young blond-haired male elf, a solemn long-haired male elf and a lean brown-haired male elf.
The impressive noble male minotaur, with the assistance of Castaneda, and the young blond-haired male elf, aided by a solemn long-haired male elf and a lean brown-haired male elf are fighting each other.
And now Calians killing Qualinost Elves.
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Kvator
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Re: In game humor

Post by Kvator » 31 Aug 2015 16:43

STOP WHINING!

deal with it ingame pls!

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