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Re: In game humor

Posted: 15 Apr 2015 14:00
by Kvator
He is a xxx yyy male human.
He has scars on his right hand, left cheek and right cheek.
He has feline deep purple eyes.
He is a fabulous Mummer of Sybarus.
His hair is long, flame red and mohawk style.
He has an egotistical veneer.
A tattoo of a deadly sword enshrouded within a crystalline flame adorns his
right hand.
A small silver chain of six links is suspended from the left side of his
collar, down to the throat.
He is wearing the colours of Caliana.
He has a bloody tattoo of a scarlet rose on his neck.
He is wearing a silver mermaid ring, a golden star ring, an open qarraba, a
small silver chain, a crystalline medallion, a pair of sturdy black
bracers, an extravagant black silk cloak, an ancient mithril chainmail, a
practical leather sack, a pair of sturdy black greaves, a twisted elven
skull and a dragon turtle shell.
He is wielding a slender elven longsword in his left hand.
He is tall and lean for a human.
He looks like the image of perfection.
He seems to be feeling very well.
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The xxx yyy male human face contorts into a mask of horror and loathing
at the thought of a world populated by demihumans.

Wasn't Calia about race equality etc? :D

Re: In game humor

Posted: 15 Apr 2015 15:27
by Zhar
Back in the day they wouldn't let Red Fang in either.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 02 May 2015 17:47
by OgreToyBoy
So what's the deal with Calian npc's having so many imbues but none are useful?

The enormous horse-hide pack (open) contains an exotic orichalcum shield, two unusual pairs of black leather boots, a
peculiar short black tunic, an unusual black studded mail and an unusual jeweled breastplate.


In one ogrelap.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 08 Jun 2015 19:35
by Alisa
What sup guru in club really means...


You trim your very long enameled gold nails precisely with your unusual gold coated sledgehammer of the colossus.

Thats impossible if you're only sup master!

Re: In game humor

Posted: 09 Jun 2015 19:16
by Bromen
Haha that's awesome!

What kind of club guru coats their weapons in gold instead of platinum? C'mon now...

-B

Re: In game humor

Posted: 18 Jun 2015 14:04
by Iris
You swing at the seamonster's head with your sybarun khopesh, but he easily dodges your attack.
You swing at the seamonster's head with your sybarun khopesh, but he dodges your attack.
You execute Heron Evades And Attacks at the seamonster!
Your attack mildly cuts the seamonster!
The seamonster bursts into tears.

There lies a little cat under his big claws.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 03 Aug 2015 20:57
by Zestana

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The pock-marked tight-jawed male minotaur leaves northeast.
The massive square-jawed male human rides his majestic dark-brown warhorse northeast.
Amberlee leaves northeast.
Bonk rides his grand coal-black warhorse northeast.
Knights teamed with Angmarim's. Oh the irony... but... but... wait its ok as long as the title is hidden. :twisted: :twisted:

Re: In game humor

Posted: 03 Aug 2015 23:55
by Amberlee
Just like Jon Snow..
You know nothing :twisted:

Re: In game humor

Posted: 31 Aug 2015 16:40
by Zestana
In a small elven camp in Qualinesti.
There is one obvious exit: southwest.
[a broken leaf-headed arrow], [a broken white-feathered arrow], four white-feathered arrows, 12 leaf-headed arrows, [two white-feathered arrows], [eight white-feathered arrows], [13 leaf-headed arrows] and [13 leaf-headed arrows].
An impressive noble male minotaur, Castaneda, a young blond-haired male elf, a solemn long-haired male elf and a lean brown-haired male elf.
The impressive noble male minotaur, with the assistance of Castaneda, and the young blond-haired male elf, aided by a solemn long-haired male elf and a lean brown-haired male elf are fighting each other.
And now Calians killing Qualinost Elves.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 31 Aug 2015 16:43
by Kvator
STOP WHINING!

deal with it ingame pls!