In game humor

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gold bezie
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Re: In game humor

Post by gold bezie » 21 Mar 2016 12:37

A country road on the Hill in Bree. It winds up over the hill as it runs east and down to a crossroad. Hobbit holes line the country road and trees dot the hillside. A square building stands north of here.
There are four obvious exits: north, southwest, northeast and east.
A spiked club, a reinforced wooden buckler, a black high-collared robe, a blackened longsword, an iron footmans shield, a pair of steel-clad leather boots, a mat dark platemail and 42 warm hobbits.
A muscular piebald horse.
>
A few birds fly overhead.
exa hobbits
It looks hairy, yet nourishing, yet repulsive all in one.

uhm someone cooked these hobbits? and then died choking in one of them?
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Re: In game humor

Post by Taro » 21 Mar 2016 13:51

gold bezie wrote:A country road on the Hill in Bree. It winds up over the hill as it runs east and down to a crossroad. Hobbit holes line the country road and trees dot the hillside. A square building stands north of here.
There are four obvious exits: north, southwest, northeast and east.
A spiked club, a reinforced wooden buckler, a black high-collared robe, a blackened longsword, an iron footmans shield, a pair of steel-clad leather boots, a mat dark platemail and 42 warm hobbits.
A muscular piebald horse.
>
A few birds fly overhead.
exa hobbits
It looks hairy, yet nourishing, yet repulsive all in one.

uhm someone cooked these hobbits? and then died choking in one of them?
That was probably Nerull.
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Re: In game humor

Post by gorboth » 21 Mar 2016 17:31

Perhaps you mean Stern? ;-)

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Re: In game humor

Post by Draugor » 21 Mar 2016 17:33

gorboth wrote:Perhaps you mean Stern? ;-)

G.

You know very well that they are both elf and hobbit gorgers :P It could have been anyone from the tower tho

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Re: In game humor

Post by Taro » 22 Mar 2016 14:58

gorboth wrote:Perhaps you mean Stern? ;-)

G.
A greenhorne named Lothbrok gave me some upon our meeting in Sparkle...
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Re: In game humor

Post by Mayobe » 23 Mar 2016 08:05

I went to a new place today and learned something important:
The tail-end of a giant anaconda is smarter than you.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Cherek » 23 Mar 2016 19:32

Mayobe wrote:I went to a new place today and learned something important:
The tail-end of a giant anaconda is smarter than you.
Let's hope it compared body part with body part, so the snake's butt is smarter than your butt. Perhaps you can try <compare my head with anaconda butt> and you'll hopefully get a less embarrassing result.:)

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Re: In game humor

Post by Mayobe » 04 Apr 2016 05:45

My pets are always amazingly intelligent too:
Your bushy grey squirrel returns, unable to find Mayobe. It gives you back your message.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Ody » 26 Apr 2016 19:08

The black-skinned orc says: Those nazgul give me the creeps!
Most relatable thing an orc has ever said.
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Re: In game humor

Post by Etanukar » 27 Apr 2016 16:13

Yessssss... those Nazgul are magnanimous in their doling of gifts. Among those in the goody-bag are creeps, nightmares, terrors, tremors, lashes, nails on chalkboards and the occasional beheading. How joyous!

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