In game humor

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Re: In game humor

Post by Alorrana » 19 Jun 2010 09:40

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Re: In game humor

Post by Tarax the Terrible » 19 Jun 2010 12:24

U abusing my kitten?
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Re: In game humor

Post by Maizara » 20 Jun 2010 05:24

Whispering quietly in your sleek grullo horse's ear, you send it back home to
the stables in Bree.
>
The sleek grullo horse neighs in obedience and makes off at full gallop,
heading towards Bree.
The ferry slowly glides along the Vingaard River.
You stupid horse if you could gallop across the water why the hell am I paying for boats?

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Re: In game humor

Post by Tarax the Terrible » 21 Jun 2010 17:50

Slow day?? Bored?

Go bow hunting!!
You sniff the ground momentarily, trying to catch a scent.
>
You grin bloodthirstily.
>
A fern-covered slope in a forest in the northern parts of Ithilien in Gondor.
There are four obvious exits: northeast, south, west and northwest.
A small brown rabbit.
>
You are no longer hidden.
You attack the small brown rabbit.
>
You nock a long black arrow and draw your humming long bow, aiming carefully
at the small brown rabbit.
You shoot an arrow at the small brown rabbit. The arrow strikes with
devastating precision into the small brown rabbit's head.
The small brown rabbit died.
You killed the small brown rabbit.
You get a long black arrow and a dead rabbit.
>
A small lake in a forest in the northern parts of Ithilien in Gondor.
There are five obvious exits: north, east, southeast, southwest and west.
Two corpses of red brown deers and three dead rabbits.
>
You drop a dead rabbit.
>
A fern-covered slope in a forest in the northern parts of Ithilien in Gondor.
There are three obvious exits: southeast, south and southwest.
>
A fern-covered slope in a forest in the northern parts of Ithilien in Gondor.
There are four obvious exits: northeast, east, south and southwest.
>
A small lake in a forest in the northern parts of Ithilien in Gondor.
There are four obvious exits: north, northeast, south and west.
A broken long black arrow, a dead rabbit, a corpse of a red brown deer and [a
long black arrow].
>
A small lake in a forest in the northern parts of Ithilien in Gondor.
There are five obvious exits: north, southeast, south, west and northwest.
>
You cross the small stream.
A shallow dell in a forest in the northern parts of Ithilien in Gondor.
There are four obvious exits: northeast, east, west and northwest.
>
A deep brown bed of fern in a forest in the northern parts of Ithilien in
Gondor.
There are two obvious exits: north and west.
A small brown rabbit and a red brown deer.
>
You grin bloodthirstily.
>
You are no longer hidden.
You attack the red brown deer.
>
You attack the small brown rabbit.
>
You nock a long black arrow and draw your humming long bow, aiming carefully
at the small brown rabbit.
You shoot an arrow at the small brown rabbit. The arrow strikes with
devastating precision into the small brown rabbit's head.
The small brown rabbit died.
You killed the small brown rabbit.
You turn to attack the red brown deer.
You get a dead rabbit.
>
You nock a long black arrow and draw your humming long bow, aiming carefully
at the red brown deer.
You nock a long black arrow and draw your humming long bow, aiming carefully at
the red brown deer.
You shoot an arrow at the red brown deer. The arrow hits soundly into the red
brown deer's legs.
>
You nock a long black arrow and draw your humming long bow, aiming carefully
at the red brown deer.
You get a long black arrow and a long black arrow.
>
You shoot an arrow at the red brown deer. The arrow drives deeply into the
red brown deer's legs.
The red brown deer died.
You killed the red brown deer.
>
You lick a corpse of a red brown deer bloodthirstily.
>
You savagely rip the corpse of the red brown deer to shreds and take a few of
the remaining parts.
>
You eat a deer spleen.
>
A fern-covered slope in a forest in the northern parts of Ithilien in Gondor.
There are four obvious exits: northeast, east, south and southwest.
A red brown deer.
>
You attack the red brown deer.
You scream at the red brown deer, waving your humming long bow dangerously.
The red brown deer collapses in complete terror of you.
>
You nock a long black arrow and draw your humming long bow, aiming carefully at
the red brown deer.
You shoot an arrow at the red brown deer. The arrow strikes solidly into the
red brown deer's body.
You are now hunting the red brown deer.
The red brown deer panics and flees east.
>
A small lake in a forest in the northern parts of Ithilien in Gondor.
There are five obvious exits: north, east, southeast, southwest and west.
A broken long black arrow, three long black arrows, four dead rabbits and two
heaps with decayed remains of red brown deers.
A red brown deer.
You are fighting the red brown deer.
You attack the red brown deer.
>
You nock a long black arrow and draw your humming long bow, aiming carefully
at the red brown deer.
>
You grin bloodthirstily.
>
You shoot an arrow at the red brown deer. The arrow strikes with devastating
precision into the red brown deer's legs.
The red brown deer died.
You killed the red brown deer.
Your humming long bow produces a low vibrating noise. From one side it is
annoying, but from the other, it makes you tighten your grip on the weapon.
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Re: In game humor

Post by Tive » 21 Jun 2010 17:55

you should try aiming at the head etc, to make it more entertaining ;P
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Re: In game humor

Post by Tarax the Terrible » 21 Jun 2010 18:05

I wonder if you can kill the annoying parrot that flaps up out of reach with a bow.. :twisted:
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Re: In game humor

Post by Rhaegar » 21 Jun 2010 21:01

Tive wrote:you should try aiming at the head etc, to make it more entertaining ;P
I believe that aiming at certain bodyparts is exclusive for archers, but I'm not sure about that.
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Re: In game humor

Post by Tive » 21 Jun 2010 21:21

as usual you are wrong
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Re: In game humor

Post by Rhaegar » 21 Jun 2010 23:03

Tive wrote:as usual you are wrong
I love being wrong :)
In my defence, I can only say that I never got to test the bows outside of being the archer (and 'aim at bodypart of target' stuff was in their help files, so I thought that maybe it's special).
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Re: In game humor

Post by Onton » 22 Jun 2010 19:01

Tarax the Terrible wrote:I wonder if you can kill the annoying parrot that flaps up out of reach with a bow.. :twisted:

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A large cardboard timetable.
A green and yellow parrot.
> kill parrot
ma
You attack the green and yellow parrot.
> 
> 
The green and yellow parrot screams loudly. ARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
The green and yellow parrot is apalled by your unprovoked attack!
Sensing your opportunity, you lunge with masterful precision at the green and yellow parrot, slashing her with your straight-bladed abbasi! 
The green and yellow parrot appears terribly wounded by your attack.
The green and yellow parrot offers to cease the hostilities with you, giving you the chance to stop fighting with her if you so choose. To accept this offer, you must indicate that you also wish to stop fighting within a short period of time.
You stab deeply into the green and yellow parrot's tail with your straight-bladed abbasi.
You impale the green and yellow parrot with your basket-hilt falchion.
The green and yellow parrot died.
You killed the green and yellow parrot.
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