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Re: In game humor

Posted: 14 Aug 2020 10:02
by Syviis

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A blind wizened male orc arrives limping from the south.
The thoughtful slender male human hums an idle tune.
The blind wizened male orc slaps the ancient red-eyed male goblin in his face.
The blind wizened male orc leaves the realms.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 03 Dec 2020 23:29
by Skythus

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sail ne
There is still an existing captain of this ship! You cannot sail off with it
until that has been rectified.
> 
Tor arrives walking bow-legged.
Tor orders rugged fisherman to set sail.
The rugged fisherman sails the battered fishing boat northeast.
> 
Oops, Tor seems to have made a mistake!
Tor thunders: Hey there
Tor raises his bloody skull club in greetings to you, shouting 'Axes High!'
'Oops!
You say: Oops!
> 
Tor thunders: Yer in the wrong boat
cackle .
You cackle.
> 
Tor winks suggestively.
> 
Tor thunders: Almost took ye out to sea
I almost got kidnapped!

Re: In game humor

Posted: 09 Jan 2021 11:54
by Mim
A broken broken wand.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 09 Jan 2021 20:37
by Cherek
Mim wrote:
09 Jan 2021 11:54
A broken broken wand.
"Sure you gonna try that spell with a broken wand?"
"What's the worst thing that could happen? I can't exactly break it more!"

Turns out it was possible after all :)

Re: In game humor

Posted: 14 Feb 2021 01:03
by Rincon

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91113  An unusual thick-tailed grimy petrified Zhabou      20 (175)    1 d 19 h

Re: In game humor

Posted: 22 Oct 2021 18:11
by Zhar

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@ Styles crashes his cymbals together with a broad smile.
@ Zhar puts on his earplugs.
@ Styles: That doesn't work against my magical cymbals unless you have
   magical earplugs...
@ Zhar: What?! Can't hear you through my magical earplugs...
@ Styles sulks in the corner.
@ Zhar smiles victoriously.
@ Zhar takes out his magical cowbell...
@ Styles dissapears from the realm.
@ Lilith laughs
Wizards still RP :P

Re: In game humor

Posted: 23 Oct 2021 03:59
by Cherek
Well, YOU may have been RP'ing. That IS Styles :)

Re: In game humor

Posted: 04 Jan 2022 17:29
by TaranGoatWalker
The dangerous male orc says: I'll kill it, I want to have its newbie helper pin!

The dark lord's evil plans have been perverted!

Re: In game humor

Posted: 30 Mar 2022 20:34
by Sibbedidenn
might be a problem

Re: In game humor

Posted: 16 Jul 2023 17:13
by Thalric

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A broken speckled yellow fairy-shaped soap.
How do you break a soap?