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Real Life(tm) but sounds like Genesis... 
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Great Adventurer
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So... got anything funny in the news or in your 'hood that sounds like a Genesis monster or guild or whatever? This could be a good thread.

Ok, I'll start:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/7416458/Chief-exorcist-says-Devil-is-in-Vatican.html

Best quote:
"Seeing people vomit doesn't bother me" :mrgreen:


11 Mar 2010 21:56
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Myth
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An oldie but a goodie. The Elf lingerie thief, makes my national pride swell!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/6430683.stm

"He armed himself with a knife before stealing two sets of bras, pants, suspender belts and stockings from the lingerie shop"

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12 Mar 2010 11:25
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Tarax the Terrible wrote:
An oldie but a goodie. The Elf lingerie thief, makes my national pride swell!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/6430683.stm




Another great quote from the story: "He told the court he had been in a role-playing game at the time and may have blurred reality and fantasy."

What the hell was he playing?


12 Mar 2010 16:50
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Yeah...Can you imagine playing that game?

> wield knife
> enter shop
> ask shopkeeper for discount
The shopkeeper says: Sorry, we don't give discounts to cross dressing elves.
> steal items
You successfully stole:
Push up bra (+2 cup size)
Magical Pants of Slimming (-2 waist size)
Suspender Belts of Holding (increased haste)

:lol:


12 Mar 2010 22:58
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"You've been attacked with the Vorpal Brazier of Doom. Roll to save."


13 Mar 2010 01:42
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Haradir wrote:
"You've been attacked with the Vorpal Brazier of Doom. Roll to save."



Woohooo! Yahtzee!


13 Mar 2010 01:55
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Hopefully don't see too much of this in the game..
Well maybe with a few AA :shock:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/nor ... 570398.stm

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16 Mar 2010 18:20
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