Real Life(tm) but sounds like Genesis...

[Recoba]

So... got anything funny in the news or in your 'hood that sounds like a Genesis monster or guild or whatever? This could be a good thread.

Ok, I'll start:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... tican.html

Best quote:
"Seeing people vomit doesn't bother me"

[Tarax the Terrible]

An oldie but a goodie. The Elf lingerie thief, makes my national pride swell!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/nort ... 430683.stm

"He armed himself with a knife before stealing two sets of bras, pants, suspender belts and stockings from the lingerie shop"

[Haradir]

An oldie but a goodie. The Elf lingerie thief, makes my national pride swell!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/nort ... 430683.stm

Another great quote from the story: "He told the court he had been in a role-playing game at the time and may have blurred reality and fantasy."

What the hell was he playing?

[Earth]

Yeah...Can you imagine playing that game?

> wield knife
> enter shop
> ask shopkeeper for discount
The shopkeeper says: Sorry, we don't give discounts to cross dressing elves.
> steal items
You successfully stole:
Push up bra (+2 cup size)
Magical Pants of Slimming (-2 waist size)
Suspender Belts of Holding (increased haste)

[Haradir]

"You've been attacked with the Vorpal Brazier of Doom. Roll to save."

[Maizara]

"You've been attacked with the Vorpal Brazier of Doom. Roll to save."

Woohooo! Yahtzee!

[Tarax the Terrible]

Hopefully don't see too much of this in the game..
Well maybe with a few AA

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/nor ... 570398.stm