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Request from the Church of Sparkle pastor

Posted: 03 Nov 2017 11:39
by Arman

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Hi mortals of Genesis!

The pastor of the Church of Sparkle has requested we be respectful of his
parish, where people come for quiet contemplation and prayer. He has gently
requested groups who wish to gather for conversation do so at the local pub or
inn.

In respect of his wishes, we have made some changes to ensure the tranquility
of the church is maintained.

Regards,
A.K

Re: Request from the Church of Sparkle pastor

Posted: 03 Nov 2017 19:03
by Draugor
Arman wrote:

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Hi mortals of Genesis!

The pastor of the Church of Sparkle has requested we be respectful of his
parish, where people come for quiet contemplation and prayer. He has gently
requested groups who wish to gather for conversation do so at the local pub or
inn.

In respect of his wishes, we have made some changes to ensure the tranquility
of the church is maintained.

Regards,
A.K
Bwhahahha! There will be more perverted people cybering in there now? Amazing

Re: Request from the Church of Sparkle pastor

Posted: 03 Nov 2017 21:36
by mallor
So now newbies don't have a safe room they can crap talk at me while staying safe? :D
GOOD CHANGE!

Re: Request from the Church of Sparkle pastor

Posted: 03 Nov 2017 23:08
by mallor
Apparently it wasn't blocked properly

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> 
cackle
You cackle with glee.
> 
The savage muscular male goblin raises his eyebrow inquisitively.
ponder silence
You ponder silence

Re: Request from the Church of Sparkle pastor

Posted: 04 Nov 2017 01:55
by Arman
mallor wrote:So now newbies don't have a safe room they can crap talk at me while staying safe? :D
GOOD CHANGE!
Well, I will probably change the pub to allow for smack talk and sleezing, seems a more appropriate place for such activities than a church...with the barman kicking out people that try and get physical... or spit on his floor ;)

Re: Request from the Church of Sparkle pastor

Posted: 04 Nov 2017 02:30
by Melarec
Arman wrote:
mallor wrote:So now newbies don't have a safe room they can crap talk at me while staying safe? :D
GOOD CHANGE!
Well, I will probably change the pub to allow for smack talk and sleezing, seems a more appropriate place for such activities than a church...with the barman kicking out people that try and get physical... or spit on his floor ;)
How about no weapons drawn in the pub? Only fist-fights?

Re: Request from the Church of Sparkle pastor

Posted: 04 Nov 2017 04:03
by Syrk
and horns.

Re: Request from the Church of Sparkle pastor

Posted: 04 Nov 2017 08:29
by Arman
Noting the increase in rowdy patrons that have moved out of the church, the bartender Gayryn has added two new bar rules to his list.

NO BRAWLING, and
NO THIEVING.

Follow those two new rules (on top of the old ones) and you are welcome to stay as long as you want in his establishment!

Gayryn recommends trying his Special Brew. Personally, I have a soft spot for his rotgut Firebreather...

Re: Request from the Church of Sparkle pastor

Posted: 04 Nov 2017 20:07
by mallor
Arman wrote:
mallor wrote:So now newbies don't have a safe room they can crap talk at me while staying safe? :D
GOOD CHANGE!
Well, I will probably change the pub to allow for smack talk and sleezing, seems a more appropriate place for such activities than a church...with the barman kicking out people that try and get physical... or spit on his floor ;)
As long as smack talker is not protected as he used to be in the church!

Re: Request from the Church of Sparkle pastor

Posted: 08 Nov 2017 19:39
by mallor

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The delicate dusky female elf's skin shimmers softly as the light dances over
her copper glitter.
The delicate dusky female elf begins spinning the tale of 'Hypnotism'.
The delicate dusky female elf appears with the trace of a smile and whispers:
	I am an Illusionist Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary...
	... Words Have Power in this World...
	a Power that is Little Known...
The delicate dusky female elf studies your face and continues with amusement:
	I can see that you give my Words no Credence...
	Mayhap you imagine me some Conjurer of Cheap Tricks?
The noble young male human returns from limbo.
The noble young male human leaves south.
A noble young male human arrives from the south.
The delicate dusky female elf produces an unusual gold coin with a flourish:
	Consider this unusual gold coin... you have seen its like?
	What if I were to tell you that with the correct
	Words of Power this simple object can Hold your Will?
Can I have my silence in the church please? :D
Now I can't even tell them to shut the hell up!