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Turkeys are Important!!
Posted: 20 Nov 2017 21:28
by gorboth
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Denizens of the Donut,
As your Keeper, I feel it is sometimes my responsibility to guide the game
toward things that will be crucial to our survival. As you may or may not
remember, I feel very strongly indeed that there is something glorious to
behold in the noble beast of the turkey. Turkeys are important! So, to make
sure that everyone helps to promote the species in the mating season, I am
compelled to sweeten the pot a bit for this upcoming event tomorrow.
In addition to the qxp and whatever else Petros and the AoE team has in store
for the winners, I am going to add some special Keeper Incentives to the
situation as follows:
Ranking score in event: Keeper Reward:
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#1 glittering imbuement stone of your choice
#2 unblemished imbuement stone of your choice
#3 unblemished imbuement stone of your choice
#4 unblemished imbuement stone of your choice
#5 unblemished imbuement stone of your choice
#6 ordinary imbuement stone of your choice
#7 ordinary imbuement stone of your choice
#8 ordinary imbuement stone of your choice
#9 ordinary imbuement stone of your choice
#10 ordinary imbuement stone of your choice
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Alright. Let's go out there and puff up some feathers, gobble around, and
get some highly competetive turkey love flowing fast and hard!
Petros, you have outdone yourself. This is truly inspired stuff!
Gobble!!
G.
Re: Turkeys are Important!!
Posted: 24 Nov 2017 18:43
by Draugor
You need to cut back on your meds
Re: Turkeys are Important!!
Posted: 26 Nov 2017 23:11
by gorboth
Nonsense. My therapist assures me that as long as you limit yourself to three inflatable turkeys per room in your house, you are not considered a danger to self and others.
G.
Re: Turkeys are Important!!
Posted: 27 Nov 2017 06:10
by Draugor
gorboth wrote:Nonsense. My therapist assures me that as long as you limit yourself to three inflatable turkeys per room in your house, you are not considered a danger to self and others.
G.
Are you still sniffing "turkey gas"? Didnt we have an intervention? Goddammit...
Re: Turkeys are Important!!
Posted: 29 Nov 2017 02:59
by gorboth
Draugor wrote:gorboth wrote:Nonsense. My therapist assures me that as long as you limit yourself to three inflatable turkeys per room in your house, you are not considered a danger to self and others.
G.
Are you still sniffing "turkey gas"? Didnt we have an intervention? Goddammit...
I'm not into such fowl odours.
Re: Turkeys are Important!!
Posted: 29 Nov 2017 06:50
by Draugor
God no, I am skipping this event so hard I might strike the ceiling
Re: Turkeys are Important!!
Posted: 30 Nov 2017 00:44
by gorboth
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| Top Gobbler |
| --------------------------------- |
| 1. Greneth 222314 |
| 2. Mallor 203211 |
| 3. Shade 111028 |
| 4. Zugzug 70599 |
| 5. Varpulis 59895 |
| 6. Pranjali 53280 |
| 7. Chade 49462 |
| 8. Valandil 38221 |
| 9. Lianne 36414 |
| 10. Wolverine 24846 |
We are soon approaching the beginnining of the final 24-hours of the event. There is lots of good competition for the top 10 ranking positions! Can Mallor overtake Greneth for the top spot? Can Pranjali unseat Varpulis to be in the top 5? Will Wolverine manage to maintain his placement in the top 10????
Stones are on the line! We shall see ...
Then, you can all have your normal lives back.
G.
Re: Turkeys are Important!!
Posted: 30 Nov 2017 01:27
by mallor
You can consider it final result. Greneth doesn't eat or sleep, I've tried to chase him for entire day with no success, I've given up for the sake of my sanity
But you can always give us both glittering, just because we both are miles ahead of everyone else
Re: Turkeys are Important!!
Posted: 30 Nov 2017 04:21
by Greneth
mallor wrote:You can consider it final result. Greneth doesn't eat or sleep, I've tried to chase him for entire day with no success, I've given up for the sake of my sanity
But you can always give us both glittering, just because we both are miles ahead of everyone else
I'm a Cheating Vampire dontcha know?
Re: Turkeys are Important!!
Posted: 30 Nov 2017 06:18
by Wolverine
