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| Hail in the name of Kitiara, -QUEEN OF SLATTERNOUS SLUTS!!!-- |
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| The Blue Dragonarmy is once again --L00KING FOR MORE GULLIBLE DULLARDS-- |
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| Do YOU think YOU --CAN BE FOOL ENOUGH TO FOLLOW THIS TRAITEROUS CUR-- /
| Do YOU think YOU are material for the Dark Queens elite force? _/
| --BAH!! ENOUGH OF THIS DRIVEL!!-- /
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The rest of the poster has been torn away and a new scroll,
inked on freshly stripped Hobbit Hide has been pinned below.
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| |T|h|e| |R|e|a|l| |F|A|C|T|S|!| |
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| I too was once deluded and taken in to follow this whore. |
| Know you not that image was of me on my Dragon?!? |
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| Kitiara is a Traiterous Wretch -The Army has No Leader- |
| -she leaves the command in Sanction to Bakaris |
| -Bararis is an ex fluffler of the Sanction Brothels |
| why do you think he hates the sight of spit! Hah! |
| -he is a weakling killed by his own forces as often as not |
| -she leaves the command of key areas to idiots |
| -Kernan is another of her man whores, the fool is a drunk |
| and a lover of Kender children. Why do you think |
| he has permmited them so long to survive in his borders |
| -her rancid loins are the source of all the half-elven |
| abominations that frolic through Krynn.. |
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| THIS GROSS INCOMPETENCE AND INDIFFERNCE COULD BE FORGIVEN |
| IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT... |
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| -SHE IS ACTUALLY A SPY FOR THE NIGGETS, PLANTED TO USURP |
| ANY REAL LEADERSHIP THAT COULD THREATEN THE HATED |
| FORCES OF LIGHT!! |
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| -as her General I begged of her not to 'attack' the |
| keep alone as she often does (AND FAILS) |
| -take with her the screaming Forces of Darkness |
| crush the keep into the dust once and for all |
| and salt the plains! |
| -but NO, she refused and I named her Traitor! |
| -I cut the bitch down and claimed her sword, the |
| jeweled sabre so many are jealous to hold. |
| ALL SUSPICIONS WERE CONFIRMED!!! |
| THE SABRE CAN ONLY BE WIELDED BY THOSE OF GOOD ALIGN!!! |
| No further evidence is required. |
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| Fear not Fellows of Black Hearts, |
| All is Not Lost, For in the East their rises a Power |
| truly WORTHY of your Sword Arm... |
| One which will finally Extingusih All Light from |
| these Realms. So Terrible shall be its Wrath... |
| -Seek ye the Forces of the Anghoth! |
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