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A tale is exactly what this is. I never met you before or even saw you
before being attacked and nearly killed by you in Sparkle. I couldn't
even SEE you until I ran away because it was dark. I've never
stolen coins or anything from anyone but somehow people keep accusing
people like me of this just because you want an excuse to kill a person
of a race that you don't like. That's mean, evil and there's a word for it
genocide.
Maybe you guys should get to know me before making false judgements about
me. All I really want to do is make friends, tell jokes, eat candy and
hang out and not be called names and be chased just because I'm short
and have pointy ears.
Friendly people of genesis, if you exist, I would love to meet you
and hang out!
And to you, Coark, I feel sad for you that you have to make up
stories about newbies and bully people who are different than
you. By the way, your beard looks like you glued some poor
gully dwarf's crab infested pubes to your face. You're so
ugly I bet your mom had to feed you with a slingshot!
That's okay because what you lack in good looks, you more than
make up for in stupidity.
Sincerely,
Jibjab Jingleburr