Festive Song: GOBLIN PRINCE ZUGZUG

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Festive Song: GOBLIN PRINCE ZUGZUG

Post by Postmaster » 13 Dec 2018 10:20

Originally posted by Zillian

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TUNE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVoANsKnlLs
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|   GOBLIN PRINCE ZUGZUG
|
|Goblin Prince Zugzug went out
|Huntin' and a Reavin'
|Hence the Blood lay round about
|Deep and Red and Even
|
|        o  o   o  o
|        |\/ \^/ \/|
|        |,-------.|
|      ,-.(|)   (|),-.
|      \_*._ ' '_.* _/
|        `-.V--V .-'
|
|Brightly shone a Knight in sight
|Polished like a Jewel
|when the General gave him fright
|with his Visage cruel
|
|"Hither, page, and stand by me
|Hold my hand, I'm quailing
|Yonder Goblin, whether He
|sees my courage failing?"
|
|"Sire, he's still a good league hence
|distant like a Mountain
|Prithee hold thy sphincter tense
|Void not like a Fountain
|
|                    ____
|                 []|    (______
|                 []|__ /       \
|                 ||   \________/
|                 ||      ___
|                 ||     /_  )__
|      __|\/)     ||   _/_ \____)
| ,---`e    \     ||  />=o)
| \____      \    ||  \]__\
|      `--,_/U\  B|\__/===\
|         |UUUU\  ||_ _|_\_ \
|         |UUUUU\_|[,`_|__|_)
|         |UUUUUU\||__/_ __|
|         |UUUUUU/-(_\_____/-------,
|         /UU/    |H\__\    HHHH|   \\
|         |UU/    |H\  |HHHHHHH|    |\\\
|         UU      |HH\ \HHHHHHH|    | \\\
|
|"Oops! bring your rags and scented pine
|'round my trouse pray dither
|test you arm, apply a shine
|to my soiled steel fissure.
|
|Page and master forth they went
|Forth they went together
|To the Battle's wild Torment
|all clean in regions Nether
|
|"Sire, the Field is Darkened now
|and our Foe looms bigger
|Please my Lord, fulfill your Vow,
|show your Knightly Vigour."
|
|"Mark my wishes, my good page
|Prove yourself Brave boldly,
|sneak up on Him mid rampage,
|and murder in blood Coldly."
|
|In his Master's stead he went
|t'where the bodies layered
|by his Master's squalid scent
|twas smell'd and quickly slayered
|
|From afar Sir saw him fall
|Saw his Page a goner
|To the Keep his ass did haul
|Time for bath and honours!
|
|        o    .   _     .
|          .     (_)         o
|   o      ____            _       o
|  _     /   /)))  .   o  (_)   .
| (_)    \  ( e(     O             _
| o       \/' _/   ,_ ,  o   o    (_)
|  . O    _/ (_   / _/      .  ,        o
|     o8o/    \\_/ / ,-.  ,oO8/( -TT
|    o8o8O |      / /   \Oo8OOo8Oo||     O
|   Oo(""o8"""""""""""""""8oo""""""")
|  _   `\`'                  `'   /'   o
| (_)    \                       /    _   .
|      O  \           _         /    (_)
|o   .     `-. .----<(o)_--. .-'
|   --------(_/------(_<_/--\_)--------
|
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