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DOWN UNDER
Travelling woods dread and swampy
Off a darkened trail, ground full of zombies
I met a strange Halfling, he made me nervous
He looked to me for second breakfast
And he said:
Do you know of the realm down under...?
... whence undead crawl and cursed they blunder!
The earth shakes, the earth shakes like thunder...
Pray let us run, pray let us take cover!
All around skeletons rustled...
with clawing limbs stripped of muscle,
I said, "Fear not O Little Short Witch!"
Then just laughed and gave him a vegemite sandwich...
And I said:
I come from The Realm Downunder!
a land of strange food and ancient wonders
whence come fell blades that rend asunder
You need not run, you need not now cower... aye ya
Sunrise on the dock of the bay,
piles of loot but his eyes want more
said to the half-witch, "are you trying to tempt me...
because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said:
She-Elf from The Realm Downunder
Dusky, fey, you slay and plunder
Wanna feel, wanna feel your thunder...
Let's together run, together share covers
And I said:
Living in the The Realm Downunder,
where She-Elves glow and men wonder,
You'll ne'er feel, never feel my thunder,
I never run and never take lovers!
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(Happy Australia Day)
Zillian