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There once was an ogre named Tyrk,
Who turned out to be quite a jerk.
He's flabby and bald,
And quite nearly mauled
My face, when he went berzerk.

There's an ogre inhabiting Kabal and Sparkle with darkness. He will attack
anyone who's unfortunate enough to produce light in his vicinity. I myself
suffered from his crude profanity and physical assault. He killed some poor
hobbit's horse after an incident that was similar but unrelated.

-In the enlightening glow of the Muse Calliope, Josie Silverleaf