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<sung as a rap>
I went out to the auction house
late last night
There's a bunch of smelly ogres
They were tryna pick a fight
I tried to move around them
But they started getting rough
Where do you think ya goin?
Better give us all yer stuff.
Who's stuff?
My stuff?
What stuff?
Muff stuff
Who you tryna bluff?
It's only cheap Muff stuff.
I started getting angry
Shouted - get outta my way
Then a goblin wandered over
Is he gonna join the fray?
What's all this aggravation?
He seemed a little gruff
He tried to grab my pouch
I yelled, hey that's my stuff!
Who's stuff?
My stuff?
What stuff?
Muff stuff
Who you tryna bluff?
It's only cheap Muff stuff.
I ran down through the alley
Thought I'd better hide
A kindly dwarf appeared
She said come on inside
I sat down at the table
To recover my puff
Then I glimpsed the sneaky dwarf
And she's only in my stuff!
Who's stuff?
My stuff?
What stuff?
Muff stuff
Who you tryna bluff?
It's only cheap Muff stuff.
I rose up from the table
And let out a little sigh
I went out through the door
And I didn't say goodbye
I thought to myself that
I've really had enough
What these people doing?
Why they messin' with my stuff!
Who's stuff?
My stuff?
What stuff?
Muff stuff
Who you tryna bluff?
It's only cheap Muff stuff.
I'm thinkin' is it worth it
Do I really need the grief
Just a few coins
To provide a lil' relief
The next one who stops me
I'm gonna give them no rebuff
If it's really that important
They can keep the blasted stuff.
Who's stuff?
My stuff?
What stuff?
Muff stuff
Now you took my stuff
You see its only Muff fluff.
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Hey there, what the chuff?