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Greetings to you!
I am Haversham the wandering kender, wanderer far and wide. Well, adventurer
now. I've grown a bit.
And many friends I have made!
But many of them have fallen prey to quite despicable acts.
For example, have I told you about my good friend who is a Captain in Emerald?
He is an orc, but you really shouldn't hold that against him. He can't help how
he smells.
I went to visit him the other day and he was dead! Dead as a doornail! Or at
least that's what his guards told me. They wouldn't let me past, but they told
me that the invisible Morgul Mages had been there and passed right by them. And
it wasn't until they saw them pass on the way back out that they could even do
anything about it!
Imagine! Being able to get past guards to get to precious items and slay my
friends, completely undetected!
THE TRAVESTY!
Haversham,
The Severely Disappointed Kender