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Do you know the goblin-oid, the goblin-oid, the goblin-oid,
Do you know the goblin-oid,
Who got spanked with dwarven belts?
Oh! Sorry! You thought this was about Jazzhands and Balls again? Nope. Sorry.
Did you know that our dear friends in the Blue Mountains can hug poor little
rats so hard they die? I had a little rat friend and he ran away from me in
Sparkle, and this big angry dwarf named Pacman scooped him up.
But he told me that he had to squeeze him! Because somehow when they do this
they get a little less scared when they're in combat? Seems kinda weird to me.
And it made me sad. Because my poor rat, Fritters.
And so I shouted at him, and you know what he did! He took that belt of his
off! And he smacked me with it! And it actually hurt!
Can you imagine. A belt! Could you imagine if I could throw my beads at you and
put your eye out?!
WHAT INNOVATIVE CLOTHING!
Haversham,
The Genuinely Impressed (and also pretty sad) Kender