In game humor

[Arcon]

The furry young female minotaur licks the foul-tempered steel-grey warhorse
joyously.
s Don't touch my horse.
You say: Don't touch my horse.
>
Onton leaves north.
The furry young female minotaur tries to mount the warhorse from behind!
The foul-tempered steel-grey warhorse throws back its head and whinnies loudly.

[gorboth]

The furry young female minotaur licks the foul-tempered steel-grey warhorse
joyously.
s Don't touch my horse.
You say: Don't touch my horse.
>
Onton leaves north.
The furry young female minotaur tries to mount the warhorse from behind!
The foul-tempered steel-grey warhorse throws back its head and whinnies loudly.

[Kitriana]

The furry young female minotaur licks the foul-tempered steel-grey warhorse
joyously.
s Don't touch my horse.
You say: Don't touch my horse.
>
Onton leaves north.
The furry young female minotaur tries to mount the warhorse from behind!
The foul-tempered steel-grey warhorse throws back its head and whinnies loudly.

I laughed a full minute after seeing this...

[Mersereau]

And to think she once accused me of being immature! *stick*

[Kitriana]

And to think she once accused me of being immature! *stick*

oh mers.. sometimes i think you take things too personally.

[Onton]

Onton leaves north.

I'm glad I left then...

Just now..

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There are four obvious exits: north, east, southeast and northwest.
A carriage pulled by two horses and an iron helmet.

then

There are three obvious exits: west, southeast and south.
A carriage pulled by two horses and a small grey rock.

While writing this message, two carriages passed me going in the same direction. Odd.

[Iliana]

Even more odd is that the carriage was pulled by two horse and an iron helmet! I didn't know helmets could pull carriages.

That the second one was pulled by horses and a rock is wild as well.

[Zar]

Even more odd is that the carriage was pulled by two horse and an iron helmet! I didn't know helmets could pull carriages.

That the second one was pulled by horses and a rock is wild as well.

Well, English is ambiguous

[Onton]

Even more odd is that the carriage was pulled by two horse and an iron helmet! I didn't know helmets could pull carriages.

That the second one was pulled by horses and a rock is wild as well.

Exactly why I posted
There being two was just an aside.

[Uther]

An orc captain is unconscious.
>
The orc captain leaves west.
exa captain
You find no captain.
> w

A road across a forest in the central parts of Ithilien in Gondor.
There are two obvious exits: east and west.
An orc captain is unconscious.

The orc captain burps rudely.
> l

A road across a forest in the central parts of Ithilien in Gondor. The sun is on its way up in the morning sky to the east. The long straight road climbs the hillslopes eastwards, and slopes down towards the west and the Vale of Anduin. North of the road you see the forests of Ithilien, fair and green to look upon. There is an ever-present sweet odour of flowers, herbs and pollen in the air, only mixed with the foul fumes from the river Morgulduin which runs along westward on the south side of the road.
There are two obvious exits: east and west.
An orc captain is unconscious.