In game humor

[Alorrana]

Yeah.. tough hag this one. but good fight !

And heck, was bound to happen.

[Zestana]

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> A dull voice pleads: 'Let us find something more powerful, that did little to
fill me!'
A smug voice booms: 'At last, a kill worthy of my abilities.  Let us find other
victims, for I hunger for more sweet power.'

Not enough that the scimitar is so obnoxious in talking but now it can't even make up its own mind.

[Laurel]

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You sense that the Valar have no opinion about the evil horrifying shade.

Valar have no opinion about evil ...

[Onton]

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Sensing your opportunity, you lunge with uncanny precision at the sticky grub, slashing it with your black shortsword! Blood sprays outward in a wide arc as your blade tears a lethal gash in its groin!

And later on

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The corpse of yourself wriggles and squirms, and starts moving again!

[Booger]

You start counting your copper coins.
(one minute passes)
... 5

[Laurel]

You created an ogre?

[Uther]

You study the peculiar leaf-headed elven war-spear carefully.

A faint aura of light surrounds this object.

LIGHT / MORNINGSTONE

A faint aura of darkness surrounds this object.

DARKNESS / NIGHTSTONE


.... ok ... the use of that... is ?

[Laurel]

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You feel more intelligent.
You eat a 0 brain.

[Alorrana]

Alorrana+ De-Toron of Kothas, the Feared Captain of the Army of Angmar and
Fabled Warrior of the Bloodsea Minotaurs, Champion of the Isles,
legend, female minotaur

Brate Ohn-Koraf of Mithas, the Bestial Captain of the Army of Angmar, Fabled
Minotaur Champion of the Bloodsea Isles and Grandmaster Gardener of
Gont, champion, male minotaur

Yah !! AA-Titles really working these days hehehehe

[OgreToyBoy]

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You are in possession of many gold coins, many silver coins, [many copper coins] and many copper coins.

How the hell did those copper coins manage to hide into my wallet?