In game humor

[Laurel]

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You killed the blue-eyed brutal male dwarf.
You extend your arm and pass the pentacled silver ingot slowly over the corpse
of a blue-eyed brutal male dwarf. It glows softly with a faint silver light
before slowly fading into dust, leaving its contents and a few remnants behind.
You feel ready to use a special attack form again.
You aren't fighting anyone!
You feel able to focus yourself towards your opponent again.
You aren't fighting anyone!
A fierce male troloby arrives.
A long-legged raven-haired female elf arrives.
A brown-haired sad male dwarf arrives.
A long-nosed sad male dwarf arrives.

WELCOME!

[Laurel]

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The broadfaced bulky bozak died.
You killed the broadfaced bulky bozak.
BANG! The bones of the draconian explode!
The rat died.
The broadfaced bulky bozak ghost killed it.
The rat died.
The broadfaced bulky bozak ghost killed it.

Honourable pest-killer of the week - a nameless hero: bozak.

[Rhaegar]

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You are 73 days 13 hours 25 minutes 18 seconds of age.

Expert in size. Woohoo!

[Rhaegar]

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> se
Great Eastroad.
There are two obvious exits: east and northwest.
A sad confused male troll and a red-eyed troll soldier.
A red-eyed troll soldier is fighting you.
The sad confused male troll bursts into tears.

He got all emotional out of the blue... Poor old chap.

[Draugor]

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A black shortbow lodged in the ground

I'd be lying if I said I wasnt alittle impressed...

[Cherek]

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> se
Great Eastroad.
There are two obvious exits: east and northwest.
A sad confused male troll and a red-eyed troll soldier.
A red-eyed troll soldier is fighting you.
The sad confused male troll bursts into tears.

He got all emotional out of the blue... Poor old chap.

Out of the blue? You're trying to his friend!

[Rhaegar]

I had nothing against his friend. He was the one attacking me...

[Cherek]

I had nothing against his friend. He was the one attacking me...

Aha, thenI think his friend is actually his father, and the child cries because of how evil his father is, attacking and murdering people, and the kid does not dare escape. That troll family has issues.

[Rhaegar]

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Players in the realms who are not known to you:
Armitace*+  Belak*      Grim        Juliana*    Ria*+       Ydred*
Avarel+     Geldax      Huskvarna   Newton      Uther

When you see it...

[OgreToyBoy]

Hehehe, bet he is a killer when it comes harvesting the weeds.