In game humor

[Zar]

Does anyone else find it hilarious that Travellers have two axes as their symbol, train polearms and their NPCs use swords?

Never understood axes as symbol

[Snowrose]

yes the traveler symbol should be a staff,a carving knife, and a wooden duck sitting on a map

[Aristos]

John Doe rides his majestic white warhorse swims to the beach.

What Kind of stupid, ignoring, hate, bugged, slappy, untalented, insane description is this!
The one who invented that, should be hanged by his eyelids and forced to blink by poking him in the eyes with a red hot spear

Ouch...

[Laurel]

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There are one more spell to research in this part of the grand library.

and then you guys laugh about Irk's engrish ...

[Laurel]

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There are one more spell to research in this part of the grand library.

and then you guys laugh about Irk's engrish ...

better one:

Skeleton severed Troll's left arm, which falls to the ground.

[Amorana]

Skeleton severed Troll's left arm, which falls to the ground.

That's not really bad English - just poor coding. For whatever reason those trolls often reference names (of both the severer and the troll), when they should really be referencing descriptions. Though, part of it is the newer (than the trolls, at least) need to do a check to see if what is attacking is a pet of some sort. When these trolls were made, we didn't have half the game running around with pet skeletons.

[Habiki]

An unusual unusual imbued light chainmail.

This suit of armour looks sturdy, yet it relatively light in weight.
It is pulsing with the pronounced aura of a lion.

[Syrk]

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A charity box.
> exa box
 This is a large box where donations of excess equipment or items may be placed 
for less experienced adventurers to use. If you donate an item by mistake, you 
may retrieved it again from the box.
 The charity box contains a pair of steel plate greaves, 26 fluffy white towels, 
a mistform sword and two sharp daggers.

The generosity of genesis folk.

[Arcon]

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A charity box.
> exa box
 This is a large box where donations of excess equipment or items may be placed 
for less experienced adventurers to use. If you donate an item by mistake, you 
may retrieved it again from the box.
 The charity box contains a pair of steel plate greaves, 26 fluffy white towels, 
a mistform sword and two sharp daggers.

The generosity of genesis folk.

I see 26 fluffy towels, sounds like someone celebrated the international towel day. http://towelday.org/

Sadly no lilacs nor hardboiled eggs(10 points to who ever knows why).

[Laurel]

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With magic flowing from your index finger you draw a large orange-glowing
pentagram in the middle of the air.
The magical orange-glowing pentagram sinks downwards.