In game humor

[Snowrose]

ok another bit of turkey humor
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Your turkey seems to have realized that his dream of seeing a balrog is
unlikely, and decides on a new course ...
Your turkey makes some soft, polite gobbling sounds. Bending down so you can
hear, he whispers into your ear how much he would love to go on safari to see a
balrog.
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So my turkey has realized that a balrog is too difficult ... but balrog is fair?
my turkey has done this like 3 times so far....bug?

edit
nemi took me and emma to see balrog and i did save log.
but im not posting it till after event to give ppl a chance to see it themselves
but it IS awsome

[Zhar]

Can't wait to see the first logs of Balrog Turkey Safari appear around here.

[Bromen]

Didn't stay long enough for a log. lol

As you offer it, your turkey sips inquisitively at a foul-smelling liquid.
Spitting and sputtering, he gobbles angrily and knocks the pathetic drink from
your hand with a Swedish Wing Chop! C'mon, you call that a drink?? This bird
wants ALCOHOL.

This turkey just don't know.

[Icarus]

Didn't stay long enough for a log. lol

As you offer it, your turkey sips inquisitively at a foul-smelling liquid.
Spitting and sputtering, he gobbles angrily and knocks the pathetic drink from
your hand with a Swedish Wing Chop! C'mon, you call that a drink?? This bird
wants ALCOHOL.

This turkey just don't know.

I was annoyed I couldn't get one of those, it's the most revolting sick thing on the Donut, and it's also the most potent alcoholic beverage around! Oh well, glad I didn't lose out on anything

[Bromen]

> ap jar
You study the glass jar (open) carefully.
This is a glass jar for storing herbs. You can <hsort jar> to remove non-
glowing herbs.
It is open.

You consider that the weight is 220 grams and you reckon its volume is about
3.3 liters. You estimate its worth to 4 silver and 4 copper coins. The glass
jar (open) seems to be able to last a while. It rejects being sold as it is
keep protected.
The glass jar (open) appears to be very full.
> exa jar
This is a glass jar for storing herbs. You can <hsort jar> to remove non-
glowing herbs.
It is open.
The glass jar (open) is empty.

So full, yet, so empty.

-B

[Manglor]

> ap jar
You study the glass jar (open) carefully.
This is a glass jar for storing herbs. You can <hsort jar> to remove non-
glowing herbs.
It is open.

You consider that the weight is 220 grams and you reckon its volume is about
3.3 liters. You estimate its worth to 4 silver and 4 copper coins. The glass
jar (open) seems to be able to last a while. It rejects being sold as it is
keep protected.
The glass jar (open) appears to be very full.
> exa jar
This is a glass jar for storing herbs. You can <hsort jar> to remove non-
glowing herbs.
It is open.
The glass jar (open) is empty.

So full, yet, so empty.

-B

All that air!

[Alisa]

All that air!

I do not want to know where the air comes from.

While talking with a newbie yesterday, fun part of NPC comments...

Calian talking to newbie: We are a good aligned guild.
npc : You scum, stop fighting my friend !


All is in the Eye of the Beholder

[OgreToyBoy]

The short male orc says: Damn ogres, always smiling!

Right

[Tharandil]

Your black paddle shakes suddenly.
Your black paddle vibrates quickly.
exa paddle
You find no paddle.

right...
also a bug..I guess.

[Cherek]

Your black paddle shakes suddenly.
Your black paddle vibrates quickly.
exa paddle
You find no paddle.

right...
also a bug..I guess.

We do have a "bug" command. Or... someone stole your paddle.